Skylar Spence

a mcdonald 's advertisement with a cow playing a violin in front of the mcdonald 's logo ALT: a mcdonald 's advertisement with a cow playing a violin in front of the mcdonald 's logo

do i have a treat for you!

man if you wanna buy some 20 year old kid's hit vibes bootlegs that's on you, but please don't tag me in pictures when i'm this broke lol

thank you so much for supporting the show!!!

Saint Pepsi

THANK YOU for saving me the money

i THINK two? i honestly forgot about this one until i got this letter in the mail that said...

folks, you wouldn't believe what i am about to tell you

you have been awarded one creepily quick Skylar Spence reskeet for your service

i don't even know considering i played that show like 5 years ago lol

and this is just the stuff i decide to share!

one of the ivy league colleges i performed at leaked my social security number and financial information lol

i hate saying this but your bandcamp friday purchases really do help a lot, it is ROUGH out here!

lmao

it was HORRIFYING you could hardly see it!! i felt like i was playing Operation

2026 we're starting blogs and reclaiming the internet

i had to pull a press-on nail out of my wife's ears with tweezers tonight and i have not recovered

today i’d like to talk to you about a problem: Audi drivers

Six Seven or Las Vegas

maybe he really likes cat food though

they say money is the root of all evil. on the other hand, it is also a source of extreme discomfort in my life

i can't fuckin get over how good the De La Soul album is

i am watching this movie as we speak

does Willy Wonka fuck?

it is written in the stars and over a decade in the making

sometimes i feel like i might be doing everything wrong. and it gets me down, until i realize i can take control over my destiny. and intentionally do everything wrong so there's never a doubt i'm doing the wrong thing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

stupid beat i made sample is the jones girls - dance turned into a romance