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There are two kinds of people in the world: people who talk on the phone on the bus, and people with basic human decency.

People who hate Mondays are quitters. Come on. Hate the whole week. Commit to something for once in your life.

Shockingly Easy No-Knead Focaccia This recipe requires exactly zero skill and provides ample opportunity to be amazed by yourself and the wonders of yeast.

This is the best. Use quick yeast and do your proofing on the counter, and you can make it in 1/4 of the time.

I posted a pic of my dining table & chairs in my neighborhood's free group with all of the measurements. Clearly seats 4. A neighbor asked to come look at it. She saw it and said, "Oh, that will be too small. In my mind, it was [holds hand out to show extra 1 1/2 ft of length]. I need to seat 6."

Watched Romulus last night and expected to have some pretty gnarly dreams. I dreamt about ladders. There are a lot of ladders in that movie. Don't care for 'em.

Being excited to watch M. Night's TRAP, only to realize that it was just a vehicle for his daughter's international-pop-star fantasy, was the hardest I've ever been Shyamalaned.

Me (singing, triggered by an Instagram reel): I came back to let you knoooowww
Husband: I got weird burps
Me: Got a thing for you..
Husband: Pepperoni grease and mint M&Ms.
Me: That I can't let gooo

Specifying "all lower case" when giving an email address used to just be an old person thing, but the Gen Zs are doing it, too. The only difference is that when older people tell you, they explain that it won't work if you use capital letters.

I have beef with the recorded voice who says, "Please dial [or do not dial] a 1 before dialing this number." Bitch, I have already dialed at least 11 numbers. If you know so much, you dial (or undial) the 1.