(a) femmenerd

what . . . just happened??? #SkateAmerica

I don't love that cover but Jason can do whatever he wants tbh #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

i have not seen conclave, just slashy gif sets on tumblr and thus this is kind if awkwardly hilarious to me. #SkateAmerica

he regularly chooses music i don’t like & makes it more beautiful

That was gorgeous. Maybe not Jason's best skate, but it was still absolutely the most beautiful skate you'll see tonight. #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

(just how many cringey cultural appropriation programs can one white girl do???? ) #SkateAmerica

alysa: i'm gonna dribble water on myself at the beginning so we can all have a little giggle and and then at the end we're all gonna dribble water on ourselves when we're OPENLY WEEPING #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

alysa forever, omg. (i was just philosophizing to my spouse about how alysa’s story goes to show that when people are overworked & forced to work on someone else’s terms, they get burnt out and don’t perform as well as when they pace themselves and have autonomy.) #SkateAmerica

i just had the thought that alysa’s costume looks like very elegant mummy wraps, but maybe i’m just stoned. #SkateAmerica

isn’t someone else doing another kill bill program this season too? huh. #SkateAmerica

usually i’m a lil annoyed when skaters do rippon arms when they jump. but lara can do whatever she wants, afaic. #SkateAmerica

i 💖 rinka. she’s a weird lil goth powerhouse. #SkateAmerica

i do not vibe with the the color variation on katya’s dress. without symmetry, it kinda looks like sweat stains. #SkateAmerica

i love u wakaba. #SkateAmerica

starr doesn’t have a pairs partner yet, right? #SkateAmerica

Starr said "I think I'm going to learn pairs BUT FIRST-" #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

starr!!!!!!!!! 🤩💖 #SkateAmerica

too bad this ice is cursed!!! #SkateAmerica

meatloaf program! i swear the 90s rhythm dance theme has been contagious. #SkateAmerica

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In case anyone missed my original exposé about the plagiarized AI slop, here it is #GPFigure

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love these french weirdos. #SkateAmerica

did gabby just that lajoie/lagha are “like ballet dancers on crack?????”

(peacock really needs to fix the sound levels.) #SkateAmerica

i was already rooting for ponomarenko/carreira but even more so now that anthony has shown his shameless cat dad side. #SkateAmerica

I'm not sure I will ever forgive the Mrazeks for this AI bullshit #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

can’t say i ever expected to see a house of pain ice dance program. #SkateAmeric

dang. exposed by his own mother!!!

(btw, very recently went to a “memory clinic” appointment with my mom & the doctor went out of his way to tell us that prevagen is not just innocuous snake oil but actually bad for you. this has been a psa.) #SkateAmerica

is peacock REALLY forcing me to watch commercials and listen to johnny & tara???? (don’t mind so much rn bc gabiella papadakis, buuuuuuut.) #SkateAmerica

Nikolaj Memola, for the record, is taller than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. #gpfigure #skateamerica

yep!!!!