Audr Fox

Me: *using voice reserved for Cat* "I'm gonna squeeze, and rub, and love on your butt!"
Cat: *swishes tail*
Partner: "Ooo! Swishy!" *notices I've been looking at them*
Partner: *narrows eyes/smirks dangerously*
Me: "Ooo! Swishy!"

Cat: "Meow! [Follow me!]" Me: "Why are we going to the kitchen?" Pretty sure that's our kitty's favorite room; if it had windows to watch birds from and cushy spots to lay, she might never leave. Cat: "[The world will end if you don't FEED ME!]" Me: "I know, I know. I'm saving the world... "

Discussing generational shifts in 'attractiveness', my partner mused that opposed to what others their age found attractive, they liked "the weird ones." After a moment's self-reflection, I replied, "I can't even argue that."

Me, driving past a scenic lake, to my partner: "I think I just saw a loon. I mean... besides you." Them: *narrows eyes* "I love you, too." Me: "That's why you're a loon."

A drawing of two foxes cuddling in the moonlight. The caption reads, "You're not weak for struggling through this. Sometimes life is just really hard."

Me: "I adore you more and more every day."
Partner. "You're more and more adorable every day."

I'm pretty sure --considering the growing number of crazy hair I discover-- what they really mean is that I look more like a Muppet with each passing day.

Steamy!

Eh, that's a hard one. I like the aesthetic design of some better than their capabilities, and vice versa. For ETS2, I probably wouldn't drive a Volvo FH16 if it didn't have the features that it does -- it doesn't look bad, but, there are nicer looking trucks.

Same logic applies to ATS.

Partner: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Pestering."
Partner: "You should be driving."
Me: "I can drive and pester. Pestering is second nature for me."
Partner: "Oh, I know."
They really emphasized that last bit for some strange reason.

Volvo FH16

Me: *threatens to molest the cat*
Me: *as cat* "Noo... don't molest me! Molest them, instead."
Me: "Well, okay... if you insist." *molests Partner*
Partner: "MeEHHhhh!" *eyes flash*
Me: *points to cat* "She told me to do it..."

I imagine its like tone-deafness or face-blindness and they simply lack the capacity to even recognize slop for what it is; only in their case, they make it everyone else's problem.

Happy Birthday!

Genuinely my favorite stream montage. So glad you reposted this, here.

Partner: *wistfully remembering years as an artist*
Partner: *looking at me with love* "I would want to draw you..."
Me: *faux revulsion* "Jeebus... 'horror'..."

Partner: *sees me eating a donut* "Time for donuts?"
Me: *stuffs away the last of it* "I don't know what you're talking about. I have no donuts."
Partner: *kisses me* "You taassttee like donuts..."
Me: *feigns ignorance* "I always taste like donuts."
Partner: *eyes flash* "Ooohh!"
Me: *runs*

Me: *sings, dances, and acts goofy to cheer Partner up*
Partner: "I'm glad you like to play and make me laugh."
Me: *with mock solemnity* "It's my job. I take it very seriously."
Partner: *smiling* "You're very serious about being silly."

Partner: *shakes treat bag in kitchen to lure cat from office chair*
Cat: stretches "Screw that. I'm comfy."
Me: *takes treat bag and shakes it*
Me: "These are delicious! I'm going to eat them all! Om nom nom!"
Cat: "Oh, hell no!" *leaps from chair to save her treats*

Sometimes words don't come out right.
Me: "I have to do the humidifier."
Partner: *eyebrow* "You have to do what?"
Me: "I have to 'do' the humidifier."
Me: "How do you think it gets so hot and steamy?"

Cat: *looks up at where I'm seated*
Me: *gestures to lap/sings Ginuwine's 'Pony'*
Me: "Jump on it. Let's do it. Ride it, My Kitty."
Me: "My saddle's waiting. Come and jump on it."
Cat: *jumps onto my lap*
Partner: *shakes their head and laughs*

Only internal screaming allowed with laryngitis. Hope you feel better, soon.

My Partner and I entering a grocery store:
Partner: "Look... they have nutty fruitcake."
Me: "I thought I was your nutty fruitcake."

Myself and Partner: *exiting apartment*
Partner: "Do you have your keys, your wallet, your everything?"
Me: *pats self* "I have my keys, my wallet... "
Me: *pulls Partner into a hug* " ...my everything."

Me: "What am I? Chopped Liver?"
Partner: "I like liver."
Me: *blinks* "Thanks... "

Me: *calling out to cat* "Does baby want some warm laundry?? Better come get it while it's hot! It won't stay warm forever!"
Partner: *comes in and throws themself across the warm laundry*

Me: *passing the bedroom and sees Partner has laid down, feet exposed, toes wiggling*
Me: *pounces! on their feet/makes bitey noises* "Om nom nom!"
Partner: "MEEHHH!"
Me: "Sorry... I saw toes wiggling."