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Trade offer! US receives: walkable cities. UK receives: street signs.

Trade offer! US receives: walkable cities. UK receives: street signs.

Please I'm begging

24.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cup of coffee wherein has fallen a small box of Milk Duds

Cup of coffee wherein has fallen a small box of Milk Duds

An omen, an omen, send for the javamancer at once

22.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They couldn't even get Newsmax to sign? Ha haaaa

14.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the answer is probably "because 1 p.m. is 1 hour after noon" but it still doesn't sit right

04.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why isn't noon at 1:00. Shouldn't the 12th hour of the morning be in the morning

04.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah bro you gotta read this book, it's called uhhhh, The Protocols of the Elder Queers of something or other

28.09.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Liberal Project spans centuries and is larger than any one country! The fight for individual liberties and true social virtue is not lost we have to reclaim our Truth!!!!

28.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 633    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

Thomas "Do as I say, not as I do" Jefferson

28.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I must have missed "All venues for regime-opposed discussion have already been crushed" on Eco's list of the characteristics of fascism

26.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't think of _any_ reason to say "this is fascism" other than "and so we should give up"?

26.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can make the statement "this is fascism" with or without an implicit shrug. The shrug is a problem, but Tom is equating the shrug with the statement, which is unhelpful.

26.09.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're saying it to someone who is under the odd impression that calling fascism what it is entails giving up the opportunity to fight it.

26.09.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

21.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2730    πŸ” 679    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 8
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THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!

18.09.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1759    πŸ” 789    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 139
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a man in a military uniform has a medal on his chest that says ' ss ' on it ALT: a man in a military uniform has a medal on his chest that says ' ss ' on it

I went to the theatre with Hans Landa back in 1944. He plays a character, but there is a real man behind it. The character may be a brutal genocidaire, but nevertheless,

13.09.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Good Place cactus meme template.
Janet ("Rumor Mill"): I got the liberal transgender murderer.
Michael ("Media"): Is it actually a right-wing weirdo?
Janet: I don't understand.
Michael: You have a liberal transgender murderer, not another right-wing weirdo?
Janet: That is correct. I have a liberal transgender murderer, not a right-wing weirdo.
Michael: Alright, let's see them.
Janet: *hands him the word "GROYPER"*

The Good Place cactus meme template. Janet ("Rumor Mill"): I got the liberal transgender murderer. Michael ("Media"): Is it actually a right-wing weirdo? Janet: I don't understand. Michael: You have a liberal transgender murderer, not another right-wing weirdo? Janet: That is correct. I have a liberal transgender murderer, not a right-wing weirdo. Michael: Alright, let's see them. Janet: *hands him the word "GROYPER"*

It keeps happening πŸ˜…

13.09.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a good post recently, opining that the de facto state religion of America is "conservative political beliefs, held as if they were religious beliefs." Ties in with the whole thing where right-wingers will say they're super pro-Christianity and then not even go to church.

12.09.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
visenyaism:

Had to ban the phrase "tricky dick" from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they're just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they're all medieval peasants. gonna lose it.

visenyaism:

an image that shows the man pulling the date meme with the woman saying "Richard the Treacherous has attempted usurpation and must be stopped at all costs" with the calendar date showing it ripped from 1972 to reveal the actual date of June 1483.

visenyaism: Had to ban the phrase "tricky dick" from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they're just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they're all medieval peasants. gonna lose it. visenyaism: an image that shows the man pulling the date meme with the woman saying "Richard the Treacherous has attempted usurpation and must be stopped at all costs" with the calendar date showing it ripped from 1972 to reveal the actual date of June 1483.

11.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4498    πŸ” 1363    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9
Pritzker Khan

Pritzker Khan

12.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus OREM, UTβ€”As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

11.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26169    πŸ” 5150    πŸ’¬ 448    πŸ“Œ 326

This sort of ties into another idea I’ve been kicking around, that if I was an actual theorist I’d take a shot at writing up coherently: we have freedom of the id, when we need freedom of the superego. We live in the tyranny of revealed preferences, totally disregarding expressed ones as legitimate.

03.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

No one would care about the words on the list if Republican media weren't constantly howling about leftist speech police.

24.08.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pritzker khan pritzker khan

24.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A few terms on that list (like "unhoused") are unnecessary. Several others are not. But even if Democrats found some magical way to never say that whole list without betraying all their principles, literally no one would care. The right-wing media would just keep lying about the whole thing.

24.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However unlikely the Dutch etymology is, the acronym etymology is less likely

19.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't stand for anything, it's from a Dutch word meaning "club." It was invented in Scotland though.

19.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Gen AI is bad" is one thing, and pretty easy to argue for. "Gen AI is worse than every alternative in every situation" is perhaps going a bit far.

19.08.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're calling it the B-52 of the 1940s

12.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Swordfish will never be obsolete. Take a squadron of them out of the museums and the Russian Navy is doomed.

12.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

12.08.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 32807    πŸ” 6964    πŸ’¬ 409    πŸ“Œ 241

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