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Luke Bretscher

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It's an ad for her campaign lol, of course it does

28.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure there's no sinister reason why the shots that purport to prove that NYC sucks include a random watermelon πŸ€”

28.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks opening but it says The Truth Is Out There instead

Twin Peaks opening but it says The Truth Is Out There instead

28.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is genuinely one of the best reasoned pieces of writing on US-Taiwan relations by anyone running for Congress I’ve seen in recent years. Even as someone who believes that strategic ambiguity has value in 2026.

Everyone, go check out @katmabu.bsky.social!

28.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 24

Are we talking about the president or the smoothie protectorate of Dairy Queen

27.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Trump can force Ukraine to do anything. What leverage does he have? Withdrawing military aid? He already did that just for spite.

27.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hearing the Paramountain bid is winning out over the Goatflix bid

27.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

27.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting the "LLM" in "Gell-Mann amnesia"

27.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

"Starlight tour" for instance

26.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Burrito con carne, sin burrito y sin carne

23.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a movie and it's half the size of your screen is a non-issue? I mean sure it's not life-threatening but it would be extremely annoying

23.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doggone it!

09.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a while since I saw Dr. Strangelove so these days I keep imagining that guy as Tim Robinson

04.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To properly enjoy Seinfeld, the show, one must accept that Seinfeld, the character, like Seinfeld, the person, is not nearly so funny and likable as he thinks he is.

03.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even tell what this guy thinks his ideology is. It's like he's speaking fascism in a communist accent...?

29.01.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT

27.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3732    πŸ” 1067    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 40

Well this is unsettling but I don't think I can poke any holes in it

21.01.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So help me, if you spill my jice, I WILL call the mods

21.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.

I know which of these two guys I would say is doing real art here
www.artnews.com/art-news/new...

21.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A "coin" with a skull on it, held in a gloved hand.

A "coin" with a skull on it, held in a gloved hand.

Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests.

This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.

ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.

15.01.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2495    πŸ” 834    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 226

Brought to you by the same sort of brain that thought if we just declared a no-fly zone in Ukraine loudly enough, Russia would respect it for some reason

07.01.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THUCYDIDES: In my book I described the Sicilian Expedition where you invade a basically random and sort of distant country to try to loot it as a cautionary tale

DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition

07.01.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

03.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18540    πŸ” 3961    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 29

"Kinda offbeat but very flavorful and low-key the best" yeah it checks out

05.01.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The funny side of this nightmare scenario is that he's dumb enough to just admit that it's all for oil

03.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this

03.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1382    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

Wenceslas's corollary: Ye who now will airstrike the poor, shall yourselves have an uncomfortable time in the hereafter.

26.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas to all

25.12.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blinded by the light
Quirked up with the sauce,
A white boy goated in the night

07.12.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0