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tanner scott strands a runner at third with three pitches bc his ass his fat and his heart is pure

10.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my clients are busy please do not contact them again

10.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is not fun anymore I don't want America to succeed

10.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GET THEIR ASS BENJI

10.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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if Judge and Skenes don't just shut up and join up

10.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like what do they want a bitch to do!

10.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do think if the ball hits the pitcher it should be dead I DO THINK THAT

10.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ITS NOT DURAN WE'RE FINE WE'RE FINE EVERYBODY WE'RE FINE

10.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES omg I got so scared it was Duran

10.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO DELETE TWEET

10.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wait---

10.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

who's the lil Mexican outfielder with the curly mullet....I like u

10.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

no matter what happens tonight I hope Alex Bregman's butt itches in a place he can't reach the whole time 🖤 cabron 🖤

10.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now what did y'all do

09.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a press conference to announce what we already knew oh I'm sure

09.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I SAID

09.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

con todo even tho I got the soap gene I'm not taking chances

09.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

eating tacos for lunch bc we are ALL Mexican today

09.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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body so tea we have to call it coffee cause tea's not strong enough

09.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

09.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't care about them

08.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I need a script a la the Hunger on my desk in 10 minutes to present to my client get ur fuckin pens out

08.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bryce Harper bisexual icon sure but Aaron is playing games with u

Bryce Harper bisexual icon sure but Aaron is playing games with u

Bryce Harper and Aaron Judge using Alex Bregman's tiktok to RPF ethically was not what I had in mind when I said baseball has to get gayer right now

08.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fixed it

08.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
Perfect Days

Perfect Days

Perfect Days

Perfect Days

08.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh u don't cry when he picks up the sapling?? so ur a serial killer

08.03.2026 16:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not weird about art but if this movie doesn't make your chest tight with unincorporated humanity you should probably end it

08.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a perfect day to watch Perfect Days (2023)

08.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why are all the Sickos™ so surprised that they're enjoying the wbc

08.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the lack of any actual aura on team USA is upsetting but ultimately what we deserve

08.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0