...there are those bars where people pay the bartenders to spit in their mouths and slap the shit out of them. I consider a career change every few weeks lol
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
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Mom, wife, pastor, and former nurse running to represent the people of Missouri’s 1st District in Congress. St. Louis Strong. ✊🏾 Email: info@coribush.org
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Humbled to serve New York's 16th Congressional District. Providing updates on services and legislation. Member of Ed & Workforce and Science Space & Tech ✌🏿🫶🏿
First Black Congressman for NY16 2020-2024. Life long educator. Fighting for jobs and education not bombs and incarceration. Author. Unlocking our unlimited potential.
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I will not concede the power of the people.
Community organizer, daughter of immigrants, wife, golden retriever mom & Congresswoman of #IL03
Representing the People of PA’s 12th Congressional District. PA’s first Black US Congresswoman. Breaking cement ceilings. She/her.
Committees: Oversight & Government Reform and Education & Workforce.
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Representing the heart of Texas from East Austin to West San Antonio #TX35. Chair of @USProgressives.bsky.social. Labor organizer. Lover of migas and long runs, just not at the same time.
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Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.✨ http://HC.com/IlhanOmar
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Advancing the needs of working people, unions & the labor movement in Congress. Solidarity forever.
The House Armed Services Committee Democrats are committed to providing oversight and funding for the Department of Defense, the U.S. Armed Forces, and portions of the Department of Energy under the leadership of Ranking Member Adam Smith.
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