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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)

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SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.

01.03.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But despite thisβ€” despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only lifeβ€” the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.

01.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But perhaps no parent can truly see their child. When we look we see only the mirror of our own faults.

01.03.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you. I'm glad I exist.

01.03.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!

LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

01.03.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face.
... what? You didn't do that?

01.03.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's go to the garden. Let's be kids again. I'll chase you if you chase me.

01.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To know him is to love him.

01.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.

01.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...

- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU

01.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining.

- Hey Todd, go kill yourself.

01.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's go to the garden. Let's be kids again. I'll chase you if you chase me.

01.03.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man

01.03.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

01.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IM EVIL IM EVIL IM EVIL

(1 moment from death) i just want to play... on da playground...

01.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.

01.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You call me "dude" and then ask me to peg you
Burnt out dude, you look like you're sixty

01.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away

01.03.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they've already seen it, after all; they've seen her very being, tangled wires of code and zeroes and ones, all unwound and put back together by their own hands.

01.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My little gadabout! I promise not to keep you long. You are impatient! You are Just like Your dear old mumma!

28.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you date my dad

28.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You call me "dude" and then ask me to peg you
Burnt out dude, you look like you're sixty

28.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess

28.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

28.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful thing” and β€œI’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies

28.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they say β€œoh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say β€œit’s okay” and they say β€œyou’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says β€œoh wow” and β€œyou poor

28.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say β€œAre you okay?” and you say β€œI think so” and

28.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.

28.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A little e-mail could've been in there, though …

28.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are synchronized, now and forever.
I love you.

28.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0