Orange and white cat in a cardboard box, ornery. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% harassed Ludo

Behaviores Report; 95% goode, 5% harrass of Ludo

Tryngto chooze what albomb to lissen to

Juss a liddel mornink frolikking

Bampy climbing the laundry room door again.

while you were still in bed we were already grinding

"we should copyright this"

of the radioactive semen?

October 19th is a state of mind. Trust in the powers that be

Photo of a ginger and white cat sitting underneath a human bed and staring at a red laser pointer dot.

SIT UNDER BED AND SCREM UNTIL RED DOT IS HEER

You don't really have a choice there to be honest

Pat just now: Haha! Wait.. that IS me, right?

Only when watching Scully though

One of the most disrespectful things a cat can do is when you say pspsps and his ears go back a bit but he doesn't turn to look at you. Like leaving you on read.

damn.. america really voted for malarkey and by god we are going to get it

I love a firm pillow, any chance you could link me to the one your Staff got you?

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

There’s something in my living room only Raven can see. A ghost, perhaps? 👻

Photo of a small grey tabby cat looking at the camera intently. In front of her on the floor is a branch with 6 bunches of small black berries attached to it.

4 years since little Scout came to live with us. We think she likes us as she has the most adorable habit of bringing us little presents - here a nice bunch of ivy berries presented with her usual flourish.*

*by which I mean, she meows until she gets a well earned treat.

A photo of the main cast and characters from the TV show "Community"

Today's TV show recommendation is "Community", streaming on HuLu. This show is simply hilarious, very quotable, & very meme-able. It starts off a little slow but comes into it's crazy, off-the-wall self by the end of season 1, & just gets better from there. Great characters & snappy writing!
#TVShow

Uni's voice like Pokemon?

a gray cat looks proud, lounging on a yellow blanket on top of an ottoman

people said she couldn't do it. they said she'd get bored. they said she'd get busy.

they were wrong.

last night, freya managed to wake me up for the 5th straight night by playing with the deeply unfun & uninteresting cord that lowers my bedroom blinds. for minutes.

the tenacious heroine we need

Didn't expect you to check out the inside at your first meeting

"No Homer S, we're allowed to have one"

bread 👍