elenazoid

Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"

im gonna get a laser

yuppp it's me

i just bet 45 thousand followers on red and lost. i have negative 25k followers now. my wives are gonna leave me. my kids just died

rabbits aren't rodents but you can still draw them with a mouse if you like

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

when they said liberals were in bed with the fascists I didn't know they meant it literally

PSA: playing Balatro gold stake counts as reading

i missed this genre of poster on twitter so much it’s unreal

pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise

A tweet crom shein official that advertises “cocomelon x shein”

bro

already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it

He is taking a nap :3

お昼寝中です

genius of drink #mlp

I'm the strongest! :3

I just realized Chappell Roan is saying “hurry up it’s time for supper” on HOT TO GO. I thought she was saying “hurry up it’s time to suffer” this whole time

meow

she has terf bangs

‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this insti...

‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

hi

oups 😅 I meant to retweet

do you remober
the 24th night of October

i think the democratics party strategy of appealing to no one but the people they’re supposedly running against to defeat while alienating their own base is probably going to work out long term