Dickolas

Currently on snow watch to see if everyone was scared of a threat

Report to your duty station!

Cmon y’all it’s not that serious

😔

Is there a recovery team for shipping containers that go overboard because if not, I think thatll be a great business venture just like a new age pirating

I said what I said 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Who puts a meeting at 9am on a Saturday ???

Went to an AMC where Nicole Kidman said the line and no one else in the theater clapped

Just waiting for unhinge skeets from bhaddhad

Too many hotties at the gym that I audibly moaned “oh my god”

Taking my neck, my back to a whole ‘notha level

See that tragically beautiful girl?
The one under the house?

Stole 2.5 cases of ginger beer last night and I couldn’t be more happier

Friend tried to be an ally and yelled “He uses they/them pronouns”

Me thinks that the loml is a vers bottom which is great but I fear for the thirds we would invite over

Ata nearly 2lbs of food today

Body is rejecting cream cheese noted 📝

Do not call me handsome, sexy, etc if you cannot handle the annoyance that may come with it

Don’t talk to me
Please love me
Don’t love me

This country is not well and I’m here for it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

DO NOT SPEED RUN THROUGH A WORKOUT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT REALIZED THE GYM WAS CLOSING IN AN HOUR

I have a separate social media account where I just post whatever to my notes app and have friends just view and comment in a text or conversation

Dumb bitch went to the only LA Fitness in the area that doesn’t have a sauna 😖😖😖😖

You, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread 🤠

Slowly becoming comfortable posting pics

Almost died

Doing an extra workout because I l want bigger tiddies

I think my alt’s name should be a state/city name but without a letter… idk still deciding

Quickly made it into the close friends of a hot guy 🤭

Taking a weekend trip so I can be a tourist and take ***** in the hotel room