FlamingSackOfPizza

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Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

"hey what's the name of that horse anime game?"
"umumusumumususumumumussu"
"got it, i'll look it up"

"tooooons. games! characters?"

anyone younger than you: "oh my god, you're so old"
anyone older than you: "i was the first creature to have crawled out of the primordial soup, do not lecture me on the ancient texts"

a screenshot from nsync's "it's gonna be me" music video, portraying the band members as plastic dolls in a toy store surrounded by fictional non-copyright-infringing toys labeled "fight force," "special edition famous car," "dirt bike," and "girl"

who else remembers going to the toy store and seeing exactly one set of nsync dolls on the same shelf as "Fight Force," "Special Edition Famous Car," "Dirt Bike," and "Girl"

Eminem: “Half you critics can’t even stomach me, letalone stammy.”

Eminem’s best friend the cartoon mascot Stammy: “Hey thanks for looking out, man.”

long ago, the four nations lived in harmony

i find myself living in a shotgun shack, in another part of the world, behind the wheel of a large automobile

"here's a little number i like to call Rush E"

Level intro from the game Cool Spot. An arrow shaped board commands Cool Spot "Take a shit in your freezer". Cool Spot must obey.

i know this is about deltarune but this feels very voices of the void to me

the bus driver taps the sign, "don't talk about twitch ads in chat." unfortunately the only available seat is directly across from the trivago guy, who's already giving me the stupidest fucking shit-eating grin i've ever seen

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haven't fully figured this out yet, but ya know what, fuck it ko-fi.com/flamingsacko...

do i have it in me to start an entire metaphorical muppet show from scratch? no, but if you need someone to catapult themselves across the stage into a pit of chicken feathers then i can start drawing up some blueprints

maaan i want to get into doing collabs again, i feel like gonzo in search of some kind of larger muppet-show situation to contribute some wacky shit to

an edit of the "not what i'm called" meme but it's quoting a running joke from the YTP "Fesh Pince of Blair," the hand-drawn cartoon character says "would you make me a sandwich?" and a png of Geoffrey from Fresh Prince says "No"

me yesterday: "these are some wonderful powerpoint presentations, surely this won't burrow its way into my head and send me down a rabbit hole"
me today: "hmm i think i'll skim through over 25 years' worth of kids choice awards shows and analyze how they use slime from year to year"

"it's not Albatross anymore... it's Duck!"

one time i saw a youtuber compare his videos to a sandwich made with two slices of bread and a few tiny peppers, the idea being that you'd have to eat through all the bread (the boring fluff parts) to get to the peppers (the interesting bits)

my brother in christ, that sandwich sounds fucking awful

"and lo, on that day they opened the tomb to find it empty, save for a bunch of blacklight posters and an unmistakably pungent earthy smell"

i like to imagine The Algorithm as a lunch lady character from an early-90s kids' movie who scoops up a big spoonful of vague mystery-meat slop and just dumps it right on your plate

me as a kid: "lmao what kind of drugs were they on when they made this"
me as an adult: "i want more wacky whimsical shit made by weirdo stoner artists and i'm not even slightly joking"

pov: it's your turn to talk in a job interview but your brain picks the wrong spiel

"what makes you a good fit for this job?"
"i'm going to ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer or think the other team doesn't have a clue, you can Dare them to answer for double the dollars"

dont stop creating. we NEED creativity now more than ever

theres so much out there puttin that shit in danger. i dont care what it is: art, music, whatever. do something fucking creative. take part in something that brings u happiness. who gives a fuck about what anyone else says

create & have fun