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Tristan 'count-fingers' Alphey

@seaxeducation.bsky.social

'The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time'. Onomaphile and award-losing historian: 'Enough of all this academic chatter, Back again to devilry!'

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The Devil's Lightning: Divine Retribution in 11th Century England A rare trifecta: tax abuse, sodomy, and the weather.

'The Devil's Lightning: Divine Retribution in 11th Century England' - the latest in blog series on medieval stories you (probably) haven't heard of.

seaxeducation.substack.com/p/the-devils...

07.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SeaxEducation | Tristan Alphey | Substack Historian of medieval England with a particular love of nicknames. Click to read SeaxEducation, by Tristan Alphey, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.

Hello! I don't use bluesky as much as I should, but I know I have followers on here that I don't see elsewhere. I have a silly little blog where I write about lesser-known stories from early medieval England: it would mean the world to me if you could check it out!

seaxeducation.substack.com

07.01.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely not, this is a disgrace

19.09.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'London and South East University Group' is a terrible name - chuck me 50 quid and I'll come up with a better one

10.09.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good terminology use here, but I’d still go with β€˜agnomina’!

09.09.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bothelm's Broken Brones - The Healing Powers of Holy Moss An injured monk seeks divine healing, and finds it in the mossy relic of a historic battle.

I've started a new series on my blog where I retell some of the lesser-known stories from early medieval England. The latest
(seaxeducation.substack.com/p/bothelms-b...) is about a monk, a broken arm, and the powers of divine moss.

Do check it out, and maybe one day I can afford my rent!

08.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps this is the final nudge to get my students to drop the 'Norman Yoke' narrative - 'look, if Truss believes it, it can't be true!'

08.09.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bothelm's Broken Brones - The Healing Powers of Holy Moss An injured monk seeks divine healing, and finds it in the mossy relic of a historic battle.

I've started a new series on my blog where I retell some of the lesser-known stories from early medieval England. The latest
(seaxeducation.substack.com/p/bothelms-b...) is about a monk, a broken arm, and the powers of divine moss.

Do check it out, and maybe one day I can afford my rent!

08.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for delivering such a good paper!

08.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to talk on the Associative Naming practices of Names as "Lombard Histories Beyond Paul the Deacon" at Tuesday's 14:15 @imc-leeds.bsky.social #onomastics panel as chaired by @seaxeducation.bsky.social.

05.07.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello friends - what's the best introductory book to Court Rolls, as a type of source?

29.06.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come join us @imc-leeds.bsky.social in 2026 to talk about names! Please share this CfP with anyone interested - all are welcome

28.06.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would really like a job please and thank you...

27.06.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure you fill up that water - it's still very muggy here!

26.06.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Much deserved!

18.06.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you to @seaxeducation.bsky.social for my PhD sword πŸ—‘οΈ

18.06.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I get THIS job

30.05.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody happen to know what the go-to scholarly edition of Neal's History of the Puritans is?

12.05.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Double bill of me next Monday...

02.05.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anybody know a modern historian who works on either George Canning or Lord Castlereagh? I'm trying to hunt down a specific quote I haven't been able to find yet.

21.04.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wish me luck…

19.04.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Associate Professor in History, 1000-1500 at University of Oxford Looking for a new job opportunity in academia? Check out this job opening for a Associate Professor in History, 1000-1500 on jobs.ac.uk!

New job at Oxford - do please share widely!

www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DMS153/a...

14.04.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

Genuinely quite a scary experience being in the Gladstone Link as the lights suddenly shut off...

14.04.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really want to start a subscription service that saves wierd and whacky vinyls - pay a small fee and get a monthly second-hand record sent to your door

13.04.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An undergraduate in the library is two-screening a game of online poker and an endless stream of tiktoks and, honestly, you have to respect the graft

12.04.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading @drjaninaramirez.bsky.social 's PhD thesis and I think the sub-title 'Bede and the Cadaver Theory' would make an amazing name for a band...

11.04.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, bad time to have just finished a PhD!

29.03.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sod off Amazon....

29.03.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The job rejections are coming thick and fast which, while expected, is still soul-crushing

27.03.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello #medieval people. Please let me know if you know of any law codes, from whatever country or whatever period, that make explicit reference to the giving of nicknames!

26.03.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0