Orochimaru

Wow, she looks great

Six cheat days in a row! (4000 calories almost every day!) Now, seven days of fasting! (This is what NOT to do!)

If everyone in the mcdonalds can hear your conversation you need to shut the fuck up

By the way if you use AI this means that information about you exists which would make your psyche hackable if leaked

Back in my day we used to play pretend with toys and sims. Maybe you could draw alternating comic panels with an irl friend instead of talking to AI?

Things would be more fun if they weren't real

I hate The Platform. Fuck you to the creators and producers of The Platform.

Can't wait to hear what your brilliant mind comes up with

Sorry I'm not sober

Or girl??

Also, the triceps on this guy are too lean to be able to move a big sword that fast

These are intimidating because where are you even supposed to start? Final Fantasy I?

I'm actually going to lose it and buy 2000 calorie hazelnut spread jar

Ikr you've adjusted your body away from a sugar addiction, which is a really good thing until the nutella doesn't taste the same anymore

They change after they see a consequence, they're mostly blind to threats

YOU MAKE THEM BUY IT BEFORE THEY CAN EAT IT

But when you take it off it messes up your hair

Keeping your hat on indoors is genuinely seen as rude by some people?

The other day there was a plank missing and a hole here, and today it seems like somebody (a civilian) has come through and drilled in a replacement

You can lose it in other ways that don't compromise your body's susceptibility to harm (like losing bone mass leads to more breaks than average) (losing a period happens pretty deep into malnutrition and by then a lot of other systems are affected in your body)

You make a compelling argument, but have you considered this? *puts middle finger up* *walks away*

a gray whippet puppy with white on her paws, tummy, and snoot and blue eyes sits in a living room with a gray couch behind her. she's giving us an innocent expression and the teensiest hint of a blep with her pink tongue. we're looking up at her from a low angle, so it seems as if she's towering over us.

This is Rosie. She doesn't have a bad angle, but prefers this one because it makes her look tall. 12/10 (IG: whippyrosie)

You don't have to do anything if you really think about it

Why is the bottom pair of wings floppy? For some species that means that their enclosure doesn't have enough space. Unless this breed is just like that naturally?

Painted wood burning of a fairy cat

Biblically accurate fairy cat wood burning✨🐈🪽🌈

#pyrography #woodburning #catart #cat #painting #fairy

You would need to learn how to do something as intricate as wig weaving. I bet it would actually sell for thousands. There is a genuine market for something like this