Spicy Dew

# starving

Jk jk I’m doing it, I just slept in past the whole “Fan pitching the idea” bs, should be fine to sneak in now. It’s not like anyone new is there, right?

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Seriously why is this bed tent so expensive, others go for like $60

One of these bad boys would be sick. But why is it listed as $200 that’s insanely

It’s kinda hard to sleep as a cylinder because I kinda just roll off of whatever I’m on. That’s why I got a hammock, much easier that way (but not as comfortable as a good mattress. Maybe I should just get like a bed tent)

Oh yeah for sure, although I may need to think about it, would be a pretty big adjustment going from red to blue

Also it’s sad knowing I can’t just have unlimited caffeine and now I have to “pay attention to my intake” and “pace myself” and other lame shit

I have been doing better tho, I haven’t had anything close to a meltdown in quite a while. Just trying to chill out more in general

Man it’s soooo freaky now knowing that I can’t get too shaken up by anything or I’ll literally explode. Like, ok so I can’t freak out or I’ll die, that kinda freaks me out!

Hey there bro!

Well, that depends, just how deep do you believe? Will you bite the hand that feeds?🎶

So uhhhh weird ask but do you guys think I should try being in season 4? Seeing as I didn’t really finish out season 3, with the whole “quitting after a meltdown” thing, maybe it would be good for me?

“Huh? Oh, there’s where my phone went!” -me about two secs ago

Uh does anyone else hear that ominous bell ringing

Brother? Or, cousin? How does Mountain Dew flavor relativity work?

Despite being on Invitational I can barely remember how to spell it. Always want to write “Innovational” or something

No one has any questions? They kinda scrubbed the record of me from Invitational sooo, I have a lot of stuff to talk about haha

I’m boreddddd I kinda wanna do a Q&A cuz I kinda don’t know anyone who wasn’t on Season Three. Soooo ask me stuff

But they were soooo good

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I did this for real someone help me ouch

Good news! I was not sick! Bad news, I ate an entire jar of spicy pickles for breakfast and now my stomach really hurts

Never

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As am I (owie)

Everyday when I wake up I have to give it a few hours to see if I’m actually sick or if my stomach and throat just hurt from my usual spicy eating habits. Doing that right now…

Uhhhh none you’d know so don’t worry about it!

What is polyamory

You ever just see your best friends in a relationship and think “Wow I wish I could date you both”?

Seriously do people do that I don’t actually know

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Based on a joke about how I am Spicy Dew’s real father who abandoned him and MePhone4 is his step dad who also abandoned him. Smh man no one wants to be responsible for you for real

I also personally don’t feel super betrayed by MePhone4 because idk he never had much to do with me. I don’t think he cared about me that much and I’m probably better for it

Part of me is always like “fuck man. All my flaws were pre-programmed” but then again my ‘flaws’ are mostly me being on the spectrum and that’s kinda always pre-programmed so. I guess I’d always be like this :P

Yeah. Crazy shit man