Chris

I've not been posting in the wake of the GF. It broke my heart, not in a 2008 way but it really hurt. The cocks who sat around us (total posing theatre-going cunts), the idiotic Brisbane karaoke wank fest, Danger and Jezz. 😭 Anyway...went to the AFLW today to see our girls win. ♥️

If only. Despite the score, we definitely let that opportunity get away. Hopefully we can learn and improve next year!

Go Cats!!!

(getting ready to head to Melbourne soonish and won't be experiencing the day on my phone but taking it all in like such a day should... hoping to put some thoughts together later but that's probably result dependent🤞)

The answer is Geelong.

Brisbane is such a dirty team.

Got my tickets to the GF. Now to jitter like a loon for a week.

🙄

Not true.

This game just cost me $1000... because I'm GOING TO THE GRAND FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Lol. And only Geelong aren't allow to throw it. 🙄

This game is killing me. #AFLCatsHawks

GO CAAAAAAAAATS!

I cannot wait for tomorrow night!

Cats eat birds

Oh fuck I needed some cheery news this morning. 😆

They gifted Brisbane three goals and took two from Geelong. Genuinely one way stuff.

You do but there were multiple instances with Geelong deserving frees and the umpires couldn't give a shit.

It's the Brisbane way. Daniher's approach to the game has been fully embraced.

Rayner is a total cheat.

What? They worked their arses off for Brisbane all night long. Fair umpiring would have had Geelong winning by 80+

Barely any contact. Back to back flops.

Full cheat mode by the umpires. All night long.

Dempsey with the finish #CatsvLions #AFL #Geelong finals footy

Utter fucks aside, the boys were immense. Dempsey, Atkins, Danger, Henry, Stewart, Close, Blitz, Guthrie, Mannagh, Miers, Bowes, Mullin. I love them all!

Cam Rayner should be fined for staging. I'd suspend him but the AFL will clear it. I think umpire Brent Wallace paid (kicked?) the double goal. He should be deployed to Gaza (not in the army, just dropped off). What a cunt. Rayner is surely the most hated man in Australia sport right now.

Obviously I'm elated but I'm going for it anyway. The Brisbane Academy (Lions? lol) can fuck themselves. Seriously. They've always been turds under Fagan. Whiny bitch club looked after by the AFL since 1997. Fuck them.

Okay. My throat is absolute sandpaper. I cheered, screamed, chanted, sang like a maniac last night. Those Cats. My God. They are magnificent. We got home at about 1am (sadly can't sleep past 6am ever). We sat in the loudest crowd I think I've ever had for a Geelong match. That's saying something. 🧵

Eat shit you homophobe fucks! #aflcrowpies

And that's the thing. Huge, huge, huge player. The AA team is pretty loopy most years. Same for the Brownlow. The flag is the only thing that matters for me.