All mascots should be a little creepy, a little cute, a little confusing. Philly does this excellently. The Astros too. This guy rules.

Wow even Bluesky isn’t immune to the “I refuse to do any additional research and comment absolute garbage” virus. Alex was a Flemish Giant. They’re normally 15-22 pounds so even if he was overweight it wasn’t by much. Not all rabbits are a dainty 4 pounds.

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

This is my life’s dream.

"We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes."

No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.

You occasional reminder that here, unlike the Bad Place, the ethos calls for instantly blocking trolls, never engaging, arguing, or dunking. If it makes you feel any better, you can shout THIS! IS! BLUEEESKYYYY! like Gerard Butler in a loincloth while doing it.

This warm weather we're having is doing wonders for my mental health

Sounds fake but ok

cnn headline that states "Pope Francis is improving and is no longer in ‘imminent danger,’ Vatican source says"

"i lived bitch" meme

Good god not the paid protester shit again 😒

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

Yeah I’m on the ace spectrum and I love a good sex scene. I’d rather not watch it with my parents but I’m absolutely not advocating for less sex in media. And I’ve written fanfic porn for almost 15 years now.

that’s a lame ass take

MAHA (Make America Horny Again)

I want one of these people to explain to me why they suffered so badly under Biden. What about his presidency directly hurt them? What was so miserable about the last four years that they’re so relived Trump is back? I want specific examples.

#Sciencesky #medsky #pharmsky #academicsky

He’s just the best ❤️

I’ve been feverish for 24 hours I better be so skinny when this is over

Where can I play this game?!?!

I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa.

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve watched this. It’s a piece of art at this point.

We are very proud to announce that Naia, our 18-year old black-footed cat, is now the oldest of her kind in the United States, and quite possibly the oldest in the world! She is now 6 months shy of being the oldest recorded BFC in history, so here's to good health and more happy birthdays to come!

They’re friends 😭

Dan Bingbongo will live in my head rent free from now on

Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter because I made a fake news article about his wife leaving him for a member of the Blue Man Group.

Me rolling into Bio 11 to take a test with a migraine ✌️

I’m convinced!

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species