1-800-JORKN-IT ☘️🇵🇸

Hiiii byeeee

Picked a hole in my hand 😑💢

They should invent a trans woman with good taste in music

oh shit I was about to sleep but I gotta do mine too

I just had to read the phrase “interpassively impersonating the subject of jouissance” so now you do too

Irish ppl be pronouncing the ‘gh’ in ‘Shaughnessy’

Society if my cousin answered his phone

im not a cuck, im outsourcing my wife's orgasms

The most underrated part of being skinny is having a nice face shape :((( I miss my cheekbones

You’re completely overlooking the wonderful worlds of goth skater boy and dirtbag construction worker

Step 1. Eat food that makes me gassy
Step 2. Computer lab
Step 3. Die forever

1. I log in
2. I suffer
It has been 45 minutes in lab and I haven’t even been able to load my project yet

You’re so mean :( my labubu was a gift from my niece

i wouldnt survive in a call of duty lobby... there's no food or water there at all...

Whitepages dot com has way too much info 😭 looks like Norton might be the maiden name…

Ok I’m pretty sure they are, since they’re the same age, live in the same town, and whitepages lists them as related lmao I’m just not sure why the news stories wouldn’t include that

they have to be twins sisters

Lemon yummy you are correct

I love how Irish people type in an Irish accent lmaooo

LOL yeah that’s always lowkey embarrassing tho

What’s more satisfying, farting or sneezing?

All your trans brainworms words scare me I don’t go on the internet like that

They should invent a magical zapping machine that cures my plaque psoriasis

Yeah I’m enby yeah ok why doesn’t this GAY MAN WANT ME

what the media wont tell you is that they found lethal levels of fentanyl in Kirk’s system before he died. The coroner said that he would have died on that stage regardless of what happened. that had he been sober he probably would have lived. but he didn’t, because of his lethal levels of fentanyl.

I’m not high anymore :(

I’m so high:)

if i worked for this website i would just jack off to everyones lewds without being weird about it like a normal person

a "straight" man calling his friend "buddy" is third base i think