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Coach Mustard (aka velospence)

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phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS unapologetic Wout van Aert supporter

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hey may be wearing broccoli green but goddamn do i love when Christian Ramirez dunks a goal

01.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i was pretty hard on VLAB yesterday, despite nabbing 4th with Laporte. but they showed today that they're going to be a handful controlling the race with relative easy and Brennan sprinting away from the field making the rest look like they're standing still.

01.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

very honorable, a trait all of us should aspire to

01.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it would be irresponsible not to make the joke if you ask me

01.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i couldn’t help myself

01.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

seeing MTB trails that are bone dry after the snow/ice melt off may be encouraging for riding but it is hardly encouraging for the climate.

01.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Matty Brennan smartly getting in the move with 3 red bull and. 3 decathlon riders, not sure why he's anywhere near the front though

01.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jasper is on one today isn't he

01.03.2026 14:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am so sorry for doing that

01.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jasper causing a disaster!

01.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

quick google search shows it's another yuppie travel agency based in Portland, OR

01.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MAP homie is pedaling squares

01.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gonna block any account calling a foot item “slutty”

01.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ngl the modern adventure cycling team kits are pretty fire fuck i’m supposed to be a hater

01.03.2026 13:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

oh wow get 100k! race must have started a little later

01.03.2026 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i love the incursion of the road cinematic universe and the cyclocross cinematic universe

01.03.2026 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

not Eli Iserbyt on the start gun!!

01.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i said the B word and now i am fixated

01.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i would really like a breakfast burrito

01.03.2026 13:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

so... what? we're going to get the last 50km of KBK?

01.03.2026 13:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's slightly better than gas station food and way better than traditional fast food imho. i am veggie and have had good luck at Sheetz with rice, bean, egg, and cheese burrito in a pinch but haven't been able to replicate it at Wawa. the crispy potatoes are slammin tho

01.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

raise your hand if you also forgot to turn the heat back on after the warm day yesterday

01.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need to give wawa another try, maybe on next week's 200km will be a good time for a mid ride hoagie

01.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
screenshot of route metrics that says "home to uptown" and 15.09km

screenshot of route metrics that says "home to uptown" and 15.09km

i'm getting 200km next Sunday!

01.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the 200km is now 175km though the ride from my house to the start point may nudge that up to 200km. but i also think the distance covered on the ferry from Staten Island to Manhattan is counted in the route distance. i guess that'll be like hitting the coffee stop button on zwift.

01.03.2026 12:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

stealing this for the profile pic for all SEPA strava cycling groups

01.03.2026 12:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

plastic 100%

01.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok i’m being flippant but this club is wasting valuable years on a lot of these guys.

01.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m not joking

01.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Henrik out

01.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0