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here in Philly the AC Line ends about 1.5 miles from the shore. like i am unopposed to walking but the walk sucks and couldn't you just have added another mile of track? oh wait sorry no we needed to put cars there

07.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the 'winning' language is also prevalent across a few brands and it's just so disingenuous. if you really wanted us to "win" you wouldn't pay the slightest bit of deference to the whims of the board-members, you'd make decisions that enabled us to "win".

07.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's wanting to be edgy and it's unsettling and unflattering. i have a few companies i work with where you can tell they are about as straight-laced as they come but will drop the occasional "lets fucking get 'em" and i'm just like that's not you bro, be you bro, you got this bro, i promise bro

07.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's velo heritage atmo

07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fire away

07.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the answer they'll provide:

07.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just looked up, my 2020 Subaru Touring XT is 3800# woof

07.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and cities are designed against them (and all of us really). tough to do the job right when a lot of things are stacked against you

07.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even urbanites fall for punching down, even as they fly their pride flags or "this house believes" signs in the front window.

spaces for humans have shrunk and, unfortunately, it's going to take time to reclaim it. have some patience and be on the right side of the conversation.

07.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mf-er got auto Stockholm syndrome (but for real thanks for the clarification)

07.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we had dinner at this little restaurant and sat on the sidewalk. we watched a handful of couriers come and go on their bikes, most if not all e-bikes, and the disgusted comments from guests and peds passing by while the two lane road w/ bike lane, was mostly empty the entire time.

07.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

full transparency i have no clue how much cars weigh so it was a random number that seemed close but now i'm assuming is... wildly low? lol

07.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the moral panic about the "e-bike delivery guys" is what will drive me over the edge. every type of person seems to be against e-bike delivery guys but utilize them. i also think there's probably a bit racism sprinkled in there too. but hey, we can't police drivers driving 30mph over the limit.

07.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

American Exceptionalism:

My wife applied for "Parent/Child bonding time." to extend her paid leave beyond 6 weeks, she now has to file a "short term disability" claim with an insurance company.

Bonding with a newborn is officially a disability, apparently.

06.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

A fucking Holocaust survivor is saying that him witnessing the Western world cheering on a genocide is the darkest thing he's ever seen in his whole life.

Think about that for a second.

22.08.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

i got hit by a cyclist on Saturday and am still alive to tell the story because, well, they're a cyclist and even though it pissed me off i'm alive to the tell the story because it was 200# v 200# not 200# v 3000#

07.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

we've got one (pretty sure it's the same one) that drives through between 10/10:15 every night, so reliable that i want to go to bed til it's been by every night to go to bed.

07.10.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's quite a good looking color, i'd post a photo but i strangely have not taken a photo of that bike yet! and i don't want to pull a stock photo of it - only bikes in the wild!

07.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my current bike color is "Doctor Purple" straight from the manufacturer...

07.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inquirer just did an e-bike hit piece yesterday

07.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as β€œinsurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

07.10.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4626    πŸ” 1700    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 65

Bruce Willis in β€œDeath Becomes Her” is just Marc Maron isn’t he

07.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this post is like a bat signal for me to pay attention to the baseball

07.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think we can rely on Camacho back there nor do i think we can rely on the f/o to fill the Nagbe sized void which is now twice as big after struggling to replace Morris. i love the idea of Taha/Zawadski/Chambost tho

07.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hello petro state may we have please your Rodri?

07.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my Darlington boy how I'll miss you

07.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful moon

07.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Darlington Nagbe with 2023 MLS Cup in Diego Valeri’s post

Darlington Nagbe with 2023 MLS Cup in Diego Valeri’s post

Darlington
El egoΓ­smo no encaja en el deporte colectivo. Hay que compartir la pelota. Sin embargo, Darlington Nagbe bien podrΓ­a quedΓ‘rsela un partido entero y apuesto que nadie se la sacarΓ­a.
El capitΓ‘n de Columbus es un alma humilde y un soberbio jugador de fΓΊtbol. Hace 10 aΓ±os lo conocΓ­ y era un wing derecho desequilibrante con gol. Hoy es un mediocampista que entiende todo lo que necesita su equipo.
Porque este es "su" equipo.
El pequeΓ±o hombre silencioso se empodera cuando juega. AsΓ­ habla. En el silencio llora las injusticias y mastica los caramelos del dolor. Esta profesiΓ³n tiene sus nubes grises. Nagbe es un sol. Se hace grande en el campo de juego, su sonrisa brilla en el escenario, levanta un trofeo mΓ‘s como lo hizo en cada club en el que jugΓ³.
Si algΓΊn dΓ­a tengo nietos, y me preguntan del fΓΊtbol de Estados Unidos, voy a contarles que juguΓ© con Γ©l.
Darlington
Selfishness doesn't fit into team sports. The ball must be shared. However, Darlington Nagbe could very well keep it at his feet for an entire match, and I bet no one would take it away.
The captain of Columbus is a humble soul and an outstanding
football player.
I met him 10 years ago, and he was a dazzling right winger with a scoring touch. Today, he's a midfielder who understands everything his team needs. Because this is "his" team.
The quiet little man empowers himself when he plays. That's how he speaks. In silence, he mourns injustices and savors the candies of pain. This profession has its gray clouds. Nagbe is a sun. He grows on the field, his smile shines on the stage, holding a trophy in his hands, as he did in every club he played for.
If I ever have grandchildren and they ask about soccer in the
United States, I will tell them that I played with him.

Darlington El egoΓ­smo no encaja en el deporte colectivo. Hay que compartir la pelota. Sin embargo, Darlington Nagbe bien podrΓ­a quedΓ‘rsela un partido entero y apuesto que nadie se la sacarΓ­a. El capitΓ‘n de Columbus es un alma humilde y un soberbio jugador de fΓΊtbol. Hace 10 aΓ±os lo conocΓ­ y era un wing derecho desequilibrante con gol. Hoy es un mediocampista que entiende todo lo que necesita su equipo. Porque este es "su" equipo. El pequeΓ±o hombre silencioso se empodera cuando juega. AsΓ­ habla. En el silencio llora las injusticias y mastica los caramelos del dolor. Esta profesiΓ³n tiene sus nubes grises. Nagbe es un sol. Se hace grande en el campo de juego, su sonrisa brilla en el escenario, levanta un trofeo mΓ‘s como lo hizo en cada club en el que jugΓ³. Si algΓΊn dΓ­a tengo nietos, y me preguntan del fΓΊtbol de Estados Unidos, voy a contarles que juguΓ© con Γ©l. Darlington Selfishness doesn't fit into team sports. The ball must be shared. However, Darlington Nagbe could very well keep it at his feet for an entire match, and I bet no one would take it away. The captain of Columbus is a humble soul and an outstanding football player. I met him 10 years ago, and he was a dazzling right winger with a scoring touch. Today, he's a midfielder who understands everything his team needs. Because this is "his" team. The quiet little man empowers himself when he plays. That's how he speaks. In silence, he mourns injustices and savors the candies of pain. This profession has its gray clouds. Nagbe is a sun. He grows on the field, his smile shines on the stage, holding a trophy in his hands, as he did in every club he played for. If I ever have grandchildren and they ask about soccer in the United States, I will tell them that I played with him.

Diego Valeri wrote about Nagbe β€œIf I ever have grandchildren and they ask about soccer in the United States, I will tell them that I played with him”

If I ever have grandchildren, I will tell them that I watched him

06.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
a sign that says FOPS freeloaders obstructing public safety with some bike wheels helmets and a skull

a sign that says FOPS freeloaders obstructing public safety with some bike wheels helmets and a skull

FOPS: freeloaders obstructing public safety

seen at Frankenstein Bike Worx, 1500 block of Spruce

07.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i did not just come home from a day offline to a Darlington Nagbe retirement announcement. #crew96

06.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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