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I love bees, and I'm allergic to bullshit. ๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ˜ #leguminati ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Steve always puts on a great show. Enjoy!

13.05.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck. This will cost millions and millions to rebuild.

04.05.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pepper spray and a smart mouth.

18.04.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DOOOO ITTTTT!

18.04.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood . ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
15.04.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as 'Beelzebubba'. Fucking genius!!

13.02.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can an entomologist tell me if this is legit? Thanks! ๐Ÿงช

03.01.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh yeah, baby!

28.12.2024 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My gut is telling me that I'll be eating that last slice of pecan pie.

28.12.2024 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking bastards.

25.12.2024 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a merry christmas and happy new year card with a golden christmas tree ALT: a merry christmas and happy new year card with a golden christmas tree
25.12.2024 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross: The Movie

25.12.2024 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oops.

25.12.2024 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas and a speedy recovery!

25.12.2024 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gawd. Thanks for that! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ช

25.12.2024 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is sitting on a stool and laughing with the words ha ha ha ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a stool and laughing with the words ha ha ha
14.12.2024 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

08.12.2024 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28410    ๐Ÿ” 3116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 930    ๐Ÿ“Œ 174
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Far-right influencer Nick Fuentes accused of pepper spraying woman on his doorstep Far-right internet personality Nick Fuentes is due in court later this month after a woman accused him of pepper-spraying her at his home after he posted โ€œyour body, my choiceโ€ on X.

Too bad, not sad! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
apnews.com/article/nick...

08.12.2024 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.

This is not a hot take.

It's just plain common sense.

07.12.2024 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48534    ๐Ÿ” 10722    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1077    ๐Ÿ“Œ 421

Yech! Bill Maher is such a twat these days.

06.12.2024 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next thing I know, you'll be saying our president shouldn't be a lying, cheating grifter who put umpteen businesses into bankruptcy. Your standards are so high!

06.12.2024 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are DEFINITELY having sex.

05.12.2024 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just recently started using Spotify more often. I'm a YouTube junkie, though, and you know I'll be seeing you in Columbus! Travel safe!

05.12.2024 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's probably out for a run.

05.12.2024 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same.

05.12.2024 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that guy ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

05.12.2024 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. ๐Ÿ™„

04.12.2024 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19575    ๐Ÿ” 2765    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 412    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Facts.

05.12.2024 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.12.2024 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30637    ๐Ÿ” 20760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 662    ๐Ÿ“Œ 751

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