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my biggest guilty pleasure is I really love to shout obscenities at motorists I do so relish it every time I get the chance. it'll probably get me murdered one day. Today the oldest woman I've ever seen almost hit me in the crosswalk and I belted out a good FUCK YOU FUCKING MORON GO FUCK YOURSELF

I love how neurodivergent milsurp is I might as well be wearing a puzzle piece

tiptoing in my milsurp

It's actually so nice to check in here and see people talking in the "shakesville comments" register. like returning to an old friend

You would do this regardless.

My stupid chud son Rance Canthaltilt keeps posting gun in mouth pics whenever his surged up oomfs' selfies get him all dysphoric. It's not a flattering angle for his face at all I keep trying to tell him he looks like a smooth uncle sucking off a lot lizard with the flash on in the dark like that

If i use this one more often will any of you give me head

visited Chicago's oldest urinal again award. when there's a slice of history waiting for my penis in here, I almost forget what a stupid pussy boymoder I am for using the men's room!

Me

I do really hate that my main social media is the elonslop nazi app but I will only fully migrate over to this one when critical oomf mass is achieved... but it seems like it's kinda heading that way for real this time?

Hi!!

Thank you, Max. A lot of my posts are in fact inspired by your work and what you've said about girlballs and gockstink so it means a lot to hear this from you.

The panties are the appetizer of the gock and girlballs.

Methinks there's a freaking Mango Mussolini in the white house right now. Anyone else getting dejá vû?

But for though, y'all, it's time to be gay and do crimes. Buy a gun. Work out. Protect your community. Wear an octopus on your head and do a tapdance. (Okay, maybe not that last part :D /j)

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