lower decker astra 🖖🏼

i’m such a whore (i never want to experience “romance” ever again)

is this how they make new starships

star trek should be sluttier

Just a friendly reminder:

In Futurama, the "Church of Trek" is a fictional, fanatical religion based on Star Trek that caused the "Star Trek Wars," leading to the show being banned and its tapes exiled to Omega 3. Featured in "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (S4, E11), it highlights obsessive fandom where followers worship the original cast.

I guess you could say I’m religious

moneyless society here we come (after spending all our money on trek merch/cons)

my wallet after reading this:

CREATION PLS MY WALLET ISNT BUILT FOR THIS

Scott Bakula

As he promised last summer, Scott Bakula will be returning to #STLV this August to celebrate the 25th anniversary of STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE!

#StarTrek

top of the Gorn to you. ☕️

january and february were sure something

i did a training that said “don’t upload export controlled data to unapproved AI platforms”

THE EASIEST WAY TO AVOID THIS IS TO JUST NOT. USE. AI!!!

i would’ve done starfleet march madness again but i’m ngl i forgot 💀

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yall it’s a crime that everyone’s favorite LD comic artist @vernondraws.bsky.social isn’t on the STLV guest list yet

next situationship i’m using that line

this episode was cookin bro not only did it have fire lines that are still applicable today AND the whole episode was a metaphor for [insert minority the republicans hate]

there was also comedy when the vulcan doctor told archer “you’re wasting your time” and bro goes “it’s mine to waste”

sabrina carpenter dressed in a wonder woman style bodysuit at her concert, holding a rhinestones silver tower.

sabrina carpenter dressed as an airline pilot with the hat. grammys 2026.

hear me out. this sort of sabrina carpenter bodysuit…. but it’s an ENT uniform…..

if this were literally any other series i’d ask for the context of this screenshot but yknow it’s enterprise it makes sense

Aboard the Enterprise (NX-01), a group of men are working out in the gym. From left to right: there's an unnamed crewman running on a treadmill; Travis Mayweather, showing off his guns in a sleeveless shirt, sets some hand weights down while Malcolm Reed holds a pair of weights above his head; Kermit the Frog wearing a black jacket is also lifting a weight; another unnamed crewman sits at some kind of workout apparatus holding his arms out to the sides.

Day 131 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise
#TheMuppets

“That Bitch Is You, Part I.”

A painting of a bird beside the text "can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on?"

bro meeting a situationship’s parents is diabolical the writers were really torturing trip

oh well for me i live and i learn

trip was fr just like. 🧍🏻‍♀️

arguably he didn’t “ditch” me until a MONTH later but tell me why i flew across the country for a mf and then he started being distant and barley gaf about me LMAO i really am living a subplot of enterprise

i am once again reminded that this is a horror episode bc trip went to another planet for his situationship and it reminded me of the time i flew across the US for a situationship that ditched me a week later. this face says it all

when i turn 25 i should run for congress bc one (1) white man will be like “you’ll never do X!” and i will do it purely out of spite. i ran a 30 minute 5K out of spite two weeks ago don’t underestimate me