Bishop Jade Celeste

I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE A CERTAIN BLUE GHOUL
I'VE HAD TO REPLACE THE PAPER IN THE PRINTER THREE FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE SHE KEEPS TAKING IT
YOU'RE ON CAMERA!!!
I KNOW IT'S YOU!

Chat, I think I just got called ugly.

Yeah but I was cute while doing it.

I got put in air jail again for the crime of being cute.

I would like to remind everyone that you should wait until after 8 pm to use the library printing services to print out your nudes.

This is how it feels when discussing certain Papas with Father Mordred.

Then beg.

Of course. It's the best kind. :)

I'm asking the same question tbh...

For breakfast, yes.
I enjoy it toasted with peanut butter.

Pumpernickel. My grandmother would buy it all the time so now it just reminds me of childhood.

This is how we got half of you ghouls.

L + Ratio + lacking a pointer finger
Mr 9 fingers gets no dick.

You are a sad little drunk and have no game.

Nema. 🙏

It's a good squeaky bone though...

WAIT NO NOT A CRUSH

Today I learned that if you are annoying enough the guy you have a crush on will buy you a squeaky bone toy.

I swear this doesn't break the limited movement thing I am supposed to be doing.

Being on bed rest and learning that the mildew corner is in the library feels like I have no mouth but need to scream.

Looking up ways to get rid of mildew as we speak.

🫩

THEN THE CORNER IS IN THE LIBRARY!

Just don't ruin any books and no one needs to get hit.

I'm not the only librarian in this place.

I'm already sick of bed rest, let me go back to work.
I miss the old book smell!

WOOF!

i like cheese cubes...
mmmm

Boobs...