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Wait 😭😭😭😭

I exaggerate a little from time to time just so I can know who yapping about me 🙂‍↔️

Massive tariffs = increased prices on beauty items. Hope yall been taking care of that hair cause we saw how covid had some of yall. 🙃

Don’t y’all mess around at the office potluck today and be praying to the porcelain god on Thursday. You know Scruffy the Cat helped make that sweet potato casserole.

Never volunteering to make a dish for a holiday if I ain't hosting again! I forgot how much time go into purchasing/prepping. 😩😩

Nah Bananas in Pajamas was my fav show I still be singing the theme song 😭

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a baby is covering his face with his hand and saying ugh . ALT: a baby is covering his face with his hand and saying ugh .

Ugh, the cowboys won. Ion even feel like logging on to FB now.

😭😭😭 I legit have a weekend bag. When we make plans I stay with friends who stay closer in. I'll go home when the fun over cause if I go home I'm staying!

😭😭😭 it's on my visit the other side of the city one day bucket list 😭😭😭

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a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a crowd

Oh you gon have a good time with me fa sho

Everybody mentions the one on Ella! I've personally never been but the one in Sienna by me be on point all the time.

Shipleys > Krispy Kreme

A couple drinks turn into a couple bottles. It's pathetic 😭

Wanna make brunch today but I work tonight and I'm not that mature to have "a couple" drinks 😩

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When I say I'm mf tired!

This what having a partner be like

Facts! I been in there all week.

I put my two cents in anywhere. Don't ever mistake it for flirting.

When I flirt, you'll know 🙂‍↔️

It's only 10 but it feel like 3am. 😩

A little henny and sprite ain't gon hurt nobody

😭😭😭 tell em put a trench coat over it. It's babies in hurrrrr! Lmao

Haven't told anybody that I won't be cooking Thursday 😈

Where y'all think yall be going when you get dressed to go visit someone in the hospital? Cause I know you can't be thinking the crop top and booty shorts gon make them recover any quicker

See that's my problem ion like driving lol

See ion eat anything with bones so that eliminates a lot. I also think it's location too. Bc I always see something in Katy/cypress but never my area

Tennessee Whiskey don't have no business being this smooth of a song