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The baseball Lakers win again…

Lame.

I don’t watch a lot of MLB is this Snell guy on coke?

How far away are we from getting Deathquil ™️?

Putting my foot in my mouth in most conversations.

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

I’m not going to act like that isn’t a ton of money for 99% of the world but averaging $7.5 million a year isn’t a lot for an NBA player. Especially when guys that are “stars” are playing 40% of games and making $50-75 million a season.

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He thought his mom was going to be so upset.

Blazers on track to have 150 points

I keep forgetting weed is illegal in other states.

Milk Buds

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Reese’s peanut butter cums.

I carpooled into work with a friend one time and he stopped at Chevron and bought two bbq beef burritos. It was before 7am. He ate both of them on the way to our office job.

Respect.

Once you watch one ad they inundate you. I wore JNCOs for most of my teen years. I can’t go back.

I feel like so many people stopped talking about Dame’s .09 shot when he made the “bad shot” over Paul George. Both great moments but the .09 felt so much bigger at the time.

…Fine I’ll buy the book.

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

Disclaimer* everyone is different!

Sometimes switching from one medication to another helps. I was on concerta for a long time and I had to start taking an afternoon dose. I moved to vyvanse and I’ve been on that for 5 or 6 years and I’m not at the max yet.

Was this a breakfast themed glizzy like sausage on a pancake bun or just a spicy big bite?

It could also be time to go up a dose if you’ve been on the same dose for a while.

Hell yeah!

I’m not going to judge because I have lived my life spending every last penny I’ve made. But I hate to see these dudes make this kind of wealth and lose it all.

I always said the problem with Panera was that it tasted too fresh.

The characters are at their first billionaire wealth redistribution event, and their Glock premium free trial is up and apple pay isn’t working. This is perfect though because they force the billionaire to choose their preferred ad style before they continue…

Honestly I shouldn’t have written any of those ideas down. I need to meet with a patent attorney stat.

Tyler I feel like this is all going to be true. We already have fast pass at TSA.

If we try to travel cross country in our car we will have to pay a roaming charge for our car to leave our designated area and pay a google premium subscription for maps.

Some joker stole my identity and tried to buy an iPhone. I haven’t had my identity stolen since the last time we were in a recession.