Remember, if you fail at your goals, you can always become the Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas
07.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Remember, if you fail at your goals, you can always become the Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas
07.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Not a clue. I just figured you’d be cute on roller skates
06.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Definitely a Roller
06.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 02000s nostalgia got out of hand and it has now ripped a hole in spacetime.
06.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Too much paperwork
06.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You and me collab when
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Refer to me henceforth as
The War Queer
I regret everything
06.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FCF (almost Fell on my Can Friday)
06.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me, all bunched up on the couch looking perplexed
Almost wiped out on the ice, so this seems safer
06.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0You fly in First
06.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sally Jesse Raphael’s Wario, absolutely.
06.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yo can I get the sex plane if she doesn’t need it
06.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I once had a bit part in a movie directed by Sally Jesse Raphael’s sister and starring the dad from Webster
06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
On strike until spring
05.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 69 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
CLEDPATRA SAARA EL-ARIFI
I’m just starting this one! Bought on a whim!
05.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0in Jared Polis' defense, Trump is historically unpopular with no discernable route to regaining the public's confidence and Polis governs a state that hasn't gone red in a Presidential year since 2004
04.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 166 🔁 20 💬 9 📌 2I have cried during every. single. episode. My highest praise, honestly.
05.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My essences? Herbal.
05.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me, a sleepy boi in bed in red underwear
Would not care to, no
05.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 126 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 0
YOU KNOW I NEED EXTRA TIME
05.03.2026 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Uhm you forgot to pick me up
05.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How I arrived on Bluesky
04.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 10It's starting to feel like this isn't really about liberating anyone
04.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me, looking put out in a black tee
“Special Weather Statement” my phone says, on what was supposed to be the nice day. Happy Wednesday, just the same
04.03.2026 12:36 — 👍 107 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.
02.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 2803 🔁 528 💬 65 📌 26
Not feeling my best, but the fit is on point.
03.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 95 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0At this point I think I’d pay $10M to never have to use the internet again
03.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flip Republicans, who voted for Trump AFTER Jan. 6 and a bunch of hateful rhetoric? What are we doing here
03.03.2026 14:25 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0