Ross Johnson

Good tip, Jason!

Me, a white male, except that it’s only my hairy arm and stomach wrapped in a brightly colored blanket

No really what time is it

"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.

Don’t forget the weird-as-hell sequel!

I...didn't know you had more in you...

OMG GIVE THEM A KISS FOR ME ❤️

Me, a white male in a ratty-ass Superman cap and a striped sweater. Expression is confused and very stupid.

ok but when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

At Disney I’m just all like “I wanna go back to Epcot!”

I shan’t be made to choose

I’m sorry and also sorry that I laughed

Sorry that my steaming hot take of "I don't love Gavin Newsom let's maybe see who else is out there" has been so triggering to people.

There's some way cool stuff here for a great cause. And, even beyond the biggest names, it's an impressive list of LGBTQIA2+ writers you might not have tried yet.

Sorry my suggestion that people get active in the political process has been so triggering for you, random faceless stranger. You have a great day doing nothing.

How about fuck off? Is that grown up enough for you?

Any tighter and they’d pop right off

Good morning!

I don’t know what the prize is, but you just won it

A very reasonable way to start the day!

You too, James! Hope you’re having a great day

Me, sitting at a weight bench and wearing a Crowley High School tee

Good morning or whatever I don’t know what time it is

Changed my life.

Oooh that’s a good one!

Yeah, also that.

🥰🥰🥰

Spring make-believe

Yeah, it just feels like people want to sit on the sidelines and complain, and be very morally righteous…about refusing to take any responsibility or action. I get the appeal, but it’s not really helpful

Gavin Newsom is gross, but people vowing not to vote when we have two+ years to make noise for better candidates? I don’t know if any of this is fixable, but there are a million ways to try.

A silent film intertitle that reads, “As an American citizen I demand to know what time it is!”

good morning?

Remember, if you fail at your goals, you can always become the Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas

Not a clue. I just figured you’d be cute on roller skates