Ross Johnson

You fly in First

Sally Jesse Raphael’s Wario, absolutely.

Yo can I get the sex plane if she doesn’t need it

I once had a bit part in a movie directed by Sally Jesse Raphael’s sister and starring the dad from Webster

On strike until spring

CLEDPATRA SAARA EL-ARIFI

I’m just starting this one! Bought on a whim!

in Jared Polis' defense, Trump is historically unpopular with no discernable route to regaining the public's confidence and Polis governs a state that hasn't gone red in a Presidential year since 2004

I have cried during every. single. episode. My highest praise, honestly.

My essences? Herbal.

Me, a sleepy boi in bed in red underwear

Would not care to, no

YOU KNOW I NEED EXTRA TIME

Uhm you forgot to pick me up

How I arrived on Bluesky

It's starting to feel like this isn't really about liberating anyone

Me, looking put out in a black tee

“Special Weather Statement” my phone says, on what was supposed to be the nice day. Happy Wednesday, just the same

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Not feeling my best, but the fit is on point.

At this point I think I’d pay $10M to never have to use the internet again

Flip Republicans, who voted for Trump AFTER Jan. 6 and a bunch of hateful rhetoric? What are we doing here

No

Allllllllways

A black and white image of me, in bed, furry arm covering my dumb face

Oh good morning

How’d that get there

Adorable!

Shia LaBeouf Says 'Big Gay People' Scare Him In Bizarre Interview Addressing His Mardi Gras Arrest Shia LaBeouf is speaking out after his recent arrest on two counts of simple battery during Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

wait is this why everyone’s posting their height & weight? like a bunch of snakes rattling their tails?

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Me, on a couch, shirtless with absolutely wild hair

Happy Sunday, fam, and pardon the hair

Oooh yeah OK you may have won me over here

OK but you’re not taking into account that Anglo-Saxon English is way too phlegmy

Embroidered image from the Bayeux Tapestry (neither from Bayeux nor a tapestry), with knights riding into battle (on an alarmingly well-endowed horse) circa 1066.

In medieval Europe, there were three distinct social classes: you were either clergy, a laborer, or a fighter. Military and aristocracy were synonymous—the elite went to battle or, if unable, were the ones who paid. If we can’t end war, let’s go back to sending rich assholes to fight.

yous guys 🙈