Hopeful Chump

After reading Felix Holt, the Radical: George Elliot

He really is exceptionally good at this.

I started every day with Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights dance

It's now about the same distance from me as Pizza y Pan Pa'ya, setting up a real dilemma about whether to turn right for donuts or left for buñuelos

They do not

This is like a law-abiding Sandal @davewagner.bsky.social

Just commenting so I can follow. I’m gutted to hear Kedzie is closed

My grandmother always did this with scrambled eggs (put the cooked eggs back in the bowl she scrambled them in). The hot eggs cook anything left in the bowl, and it keeps the mixture moist. But if you're into scrambled eggs cooked hard that method's not for you

She brought it up in one of the debates that Bernie entered the race after her because he said a woman couldn't win a presidential election

This Julio Torres bit about that is so good: m.facebook.com/watch/?v=637...

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' . Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says "right to jail , right away."

"Filled with juice"

She must've gone to sleep with it hanging over the side of the bed

imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone

I love that he goes into vaudevillian Marquis of Queensberry mode

Oh, that classic musical, Diddler On The Roof.

This new one is almost painfully handsome. I love him so much

Also toast/roast the veggies first for a deeper flavor

I think the fascism debate would be more easily resolved if the no-fascism team were more open to considering misogyny as a component of fascism

Truly it’s baffling how women’s reproductive rights, childcare, and support for women in the workplace/schools have been trashed and this guy can fix his fingers to complain that men aren’t getting their dicks wet. Maybe it’s causal, my guy?

It’s like ganglia

Like Jackie Daytona when he’s got the toothpick in his mouth

Please tell me you have bit his face like Martha Stewart

Put a little acv with a drop of soap in the bottom of a tall-ish glass. Fold a piece of paper to make a cone with a very narrow opening at the tip and pop in the cone so it dips into the glass but doesn't touch the acv. Tape the cone to the glass. You will catch a thousand flies in an hour

His name is Beep! 😭

It's time to hold ICE accountable. It's time to defund ICE. I said what I said.

So long, foot

Truly, it’s the racism.

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

How is this woman worse at fake typing than Tyra Banks?