Lavander Eisly

My face looks so awkward… maybe, I dunno. Why am I even holding it? If, if that’s real. I don’t have any memory of that

Really? It looks, so big and bulky

I’ve gotten someone to check the place out. Nope, no gas leaks. It is perfectly ok. There is nothing wrong. Nothing happened.

Right?

12/9/2025 :: Journal

What. Was. That. I, I woke up today and it feels like I’ve been sleepwalking and… just, fuck. Ignore its last post. None of that was me. Someone, um. The prankster got a hold it its account and-

Why is the mask staring at me? It doesn’t have eyes

Wow! Just, so much wow!

It is an object
It is an object
It is an object
It is an object

Drone is good drone

It should enjoy it for a little while

Drone is good drone

That feels nice

Trying it on won't hurt a bit
It put it on

Good drones make other good drones

The mask feels natural, like it was always meant to be there

Drone is good drone

Breathe deep
It is comfortable
It is lovely
It is pleasurable
It doesn’t want to remove it yet

It puts on the mask like a good drone should

Drone is good drone

It puts the mask on its face

4077 holding the mask, ready to put it on. It’s still missing the straps though.

12/7/4077 ::

Just try it on. Just a try can’t hurt. It’s an inanimate object. Everything is ok. It’s an object. It puts the mask on. Just to try it. Trying it is good. Putting the mask on is good.

It’s the truth! You are very pretty!

I do! And what a very pretty lesbian it is!

A parody of the Mtn Dew Baja Blast logo It says "Mtn Mew Blahaj Blast: Girl with a blast of natural and artificial tropical hormones." There is a Blahaj Stuffed shark in the back of the logo

0259 :: NEW DESIGN
This idea was tossed out in a discussion in a certain server. This needed to happen, so it did.
A select few get it as a full screen wallpaper as a thank you, but when that sticker shop is up, this has to be an early offering

12/6/2025 ::

Maybe… maybe if I take the straps off. It’ll be ok. It can’t, like, grab me or anything, and if something goes wrong, I’ll just let go. It’ll be alright.

Ah. Latex, might be a problem. My girlfriend isn’t the biggest fan of it. I think it’s a mixture of sound and possibly texture? I’d have to ask again.

…maybe. Definitely not a roomba, I’m far more directed than that. And any maid outfits I’ve seen are too hard to clean to be used for actually cleaning up

No, you’ve been saying I should use it. Very different.

For what purpose? What if my hair gets caught in the straps?

For meeeeeee? Awww, you’re so sweet. And yes! I love it! (And the music). Fantastic job!

4077’s new mask, now out of the box and cleaned up, ready for potential wear

12/3/2025 :: Update

Oh! I meant to post this image with the last journal. Here it is, after it was cleaned.

I appreciate the optimism, but that’s not how any of that works.