@rachelgolas.bsky.social
What's the difference between Thanksgiving and Vladimir Putin?
Thanksgiving will be here in November
Superfly.bsky.social
23.06.2023 02:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0whoβs the enemy. thereβs always an enemy. who do we kill on bluesky
22.06.2023 20:39 β π 500 π 34 π¬ 86 π 10
road
by:keyawonders
As part of the merger, the PGA will control holes 1-8 and 12-18.
The Saudis do 9-11.
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants
Now theyβre tenants
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
Church
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 but howβd they get in there?
Silent tears speak volumes in their flow,
In the realm of Zen, where whispers grow.
Breathe deep, surrender to the stillness within,
A tale unfolds, where peace and wisdom begin.
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From my picture poem series in Sumie ink on rice paper
2019: avoid negative people
2020: avoid positive people
2021: avoid people
2022: avoid war
2023: a void
Wow, the #tech world has done it again with a groundbreaking creation - a transparent #smartphone! I heard that Samsung is already working on theirs, and once it's available, I'm definitely getting my hands on one. #InnovativeTech #technology #smartphone #tech #AI #concept
11.05.2023 02:32 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Lotus by Paratect
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βJust let toxic things roll off youβ
- Lotus
One way or another, we will never be the authoritative experts for our parents and grandmothers.
Perhaps it's because they changed our nappies.
New word: Yuddite.
09.05.2023 09:04 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Let's say, for a moment, all the rocky stuff of our Solar System combines to form a supercontinent.
Here's what it would look like!
Map created by Randall Munroe
https://xkcd.com/1389
06.05.2023 09:44 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
can't unsee this (man fucking kentucky)
05.05.2023 17:27 β π 70 π 16 π¬ 10 π 0
Gonna keep posting more of my old art here until I run out
Feat: @pikichuu
π¨: @SabamisoB
04.05.2023 21:11 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
i'm waiting for 69420
04.05.2023 18:29 β π 95 π 9 π¬ 5 π 2
Sleep well. πγγγγΏγͺγγ
28.04.2023 16:45 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Today Iβll be posting the first and second chapter of my book series 1 βBAD OMENSβ I hope yβall enjoy it π
04.05.2023 10:19 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
A young dinosaur talking to an adult dinosaur, the little one is saying "Dad, does god exist?", the adult says "Not yet."
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04.05.2023 09:14 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Follow @hilarious.bsky.social for more daily funny/relatable memes!
04.05.2023 00:15 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1
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01.05.2023 13:39 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
