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Claro que tenemos testers, se llaman usuarios.

Ice cold take but i fucking hate oracle

I’ll give it a shot.

we didn’t need a functioning economy anyway

Cada vez que pasa el de los camotes soy un poco más feliz.

Go Birdssss

What's with the flying facial hair this year

I watch commercials and reality tv in an elevated and sophisticated way (high)

while i support the right of canadians to humiliate us however see fit, nothing can humiliate us more than the italians already did when they named the drink after our hillbilly GIs who couldn't handle a proper espresso and wanted a simple cup of mud water after liberating them from the axis

Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.

I'll defend my opinions to the death once a podcaster tells me what they are

where is the jesus ai feet commercial.

I don't understand football please just give me the half time show

why yes i did grab the cactus instead of the gearstick, thanks for asking

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

My mind still processing 2020

An artwork of a pink haired lady wearing a dress made of raging ocean waves. A star and a moon hover above her left and right hands, connected by sparks. Sea foam from her dress swirl around her.

star shower 🌟💫

this is how it feels when you yell at me for ironically reposting engagement bait slop from twitter

Queen never cry

Me: "I got that dog in me."
the dog in question:

#omori

Hate the cum, love the cummer

Algorithm literally said you need jesus

Que onda porque instagram me está poniendo puros reels cristianos ya basta 😭

@flanpu.bsky.social ia t vi jazz