𝓞𝒏𝒊 𝓜𝒖𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒆

Did you want something, [READER]?

Cocking her guns.

“With these fuckin magazines, I’m bout to act out like Ye and his cousin.”

Pointing a gun at the [READER]

“The fuck are you doing in my turf? Explain yourself or I shoot. Your choice.”

Okay let me do that over.

The two most beautiful women on the planet! How’s that?

She does doesn’t she? That’s funny!

You’re the spitting image of royalty! Be honored!

NO I-

….

What have I done..?

Both of you are wrong. The most beautiful woman in the multiverse is this fucking angel! This divine goddess!

Homie we get it. We know you’re super obsessed with my sister.

“My god this bitch is such a cliche. You sure you don’t want me to clip her right here? I’d be doing both of us a favor.”

During this entire conversation, Airi was standing right there. Gun in her hand. Ready to snipe Tauriel. But under Ying’s command, she stood down. Putting the gun to her side.

“Man, wanted to get in a good snipe. Guess I’ll let her make it.”

𝐕𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐇‼️

A beam would fire from one of her guns. Aiming straight towards her. This was merely an entrance shot. To make it know she was there.

A black and red beam would form in the barrel of her gun. Airi was standing within a far distance from her. Suddenly—

Sometimes it isn’t a hero who saves the world. It’s a 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫‼️

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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈‘𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖‼️

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈‘𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘‘𝐕𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍‼️

𝐒𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐈‘𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖⁉️

𝐈 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐄‘𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒‼️

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I’m coming for you, Morgan.

𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨‼️

Oooo…

You have 𝑵𝑶 idea how grateful I am to hear that.

𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯‼️

[And cue her cocking one of her demonic magic pistols.]

I’m gonna splatter the bitch’s brains all over the walls on sight.

Hey, you just say the word and I’ll squash that bitch like the bug she is.

Let that bitch know what the fuck is up, Sora!

Hmph.

[Aaaand Zuko’s flame is now a crimson red color. And enhanced. Airi you’re an evil fucking bitch..]

Let me jump in this shit.

I heard you fought my sister.

She gave me a good report of your skill. Whaddya say ya’ scrap with me, kid?

Show me what you Keyblade Wielders are all about?

It’s because beauty is how we lure in our prey, kid.

I lure in our prey and I kill them on sight. With both my beauty and eternal suffering~

[Mind you, she’s more the anti hero type. She’s not exactly evil.]

….

So like does silf exist—-

See me personally?

I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect.

Ying you gon have to spin back.

[Airi is instigating again. Good lord..]

FEMBOY BOOTY MONSTER.

Could be worse, Ying could’ve been one of them booty bandits—

Of course Ying would choose fishnets.

Honestly.

Usagi’s based.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

OOOOH!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!

HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Yeah. But all you can really do is laugh off that kinda stuff.

Ying probably bets they smell like cheese! Hahah!