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@mers0274.bsky.social

Interstellar Interfering Busybody Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

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01.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's hope #AZAG @krismayes.bsky.social prosecutes every single one of these criminal frauds.

01.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Coach does not endorse whatever is going on here. I do not have a bullet pointed slide deck with clear actionable items for 19.95 plus S&H

01.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I get why the team did it, but they probably should have put up some kinda fight in the NLCS.

01.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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01.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is stupid.

Everyone in the league knows the Bears cap situation. They aren't trading for a guy the Bears are gonna be forced to release.

01.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Translation: I want more money if I am gonna do that.

01.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This will age as well as when @brianstelter.bsky.social wrote that tweet saying women shouldn’t be worried about Republicans going full Handmaiden’s Tale. Then they banned abortion. And he deleted the tweet and never referenced it.

01.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

The fan base that thought flying an L flag was wildly hilarious only to get roflstomped by the Dodgers is very not mad on bluesky today about QB discourse.

01.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any replacement level HC/OC would have been an improvement over Poles retaining Eberflus that last year.

It's like being freed from a criminal insane asylum.

01.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe with the back 7, but it still comes down to line play.

They had to spend massive resources to fix Poles' fuck-ups on the OL, there's really no money to fix the DL given the contracts he handed out.

01.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the same party that once said being on the internet wasn't necessary.

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Other than those things, the defense is legendary!

01.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure much is going to change. There's no cap space, and the places they used massive resources on the defense will never perform to their contract or draft position.

Poles is a garbage evaluator who fell into a bucket of shit and came out smelling like a rose with Caleb Williams.

01.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see him I keep thinking he should be better than his actual numbers.

01.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Tommy,

Most voters are not on twitter.

01.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Lindsey,

Who bankrolled 9/11?

01.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Larry Himes For Fucking Ever

01.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Allen's "best" game was that Rams game, which in retrospect infuriated me. Where was that game planning all fucking year?

I have no evidence, but I suspect BFJ got fed up and spent more time in the defensive meetings that week -at the expense of the offense- and told Allen what to do.

01.03.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck Taylor convention

01.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14463    πŸ” 4754    πŸ’¬ 1336    πŸ“Œ 386

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

01.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1752    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13

Republicans frequently say 2+2=Purple and their entire voting base believe it.

01.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s .48%. This woman is a 🀑.

01.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 3

You can storm the capitol and get pardoned for it though

01.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem for Packers fans is the future is now. They traded away their next two 1st round picks for the best edge rusher in the division, arguably the league. Their first pick in the upcoming draft is #52. They better hope Parsons doesn't need an epidural every week. I think he's damaged myself.

01.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Ben Bergquam - Real America’s Voice on X.com. He has the handle @BenBergquam.

His text reads: EXCLUSIVE WITH PHOENIX ICE TODAY: Illegal alien with final order of removal who has absconded from #ICE found out the hard way when he was caught today in Phoenix, Arizona and failed to comply.

Public service announcement; if you're ordered deported, it's time to go. Don't listen to the liberal activists who are giving terrible advice. Follow the law or you will be subject to the consequences. This guy is getting a one-way ticket back to his home in Ecuador. If you'd like that plus a little bit of cash in your pocket and…

Screenshot from Ben Bergquam - Real America’s Voice on X.com. He has the handle @BenBergquam. His text reads: EXCLUSIVE WITH PHOENIX ICE TODAY: Illegal alien with final order of removal who has absconded from #ICE found out the hard way when he was caught today in Phoenix, Arizona and failed to comply. Public service announcement; if you're ordered deported, it's time to go. Don't listen to the liberal activists who are giving terrible advice. Follow the law or you will be subject to the consequences. This guy is getting a one-way ticket back to his home in Ecuador. If you'd like that plus a little bit of cash in your pocket and…

Text continued from Bergquam’s post:

the ability to return to America in the future, be sure to check out the CBP Home app. Do it the easy way, not like this guy! Leave on your terms with the app or leave on ICE's terms with no ability to return in the future.
God Bless #ICE!
Deport Every Illegal!
Law & Border @RealAmVoice @ERO__Phoenix @DHSgov


Bergquam also included a video of the arrest. The screenshot of the video featured Bergquam looking into the camera while wearing a black shirt and RAV branded hat. A pair of federal agents with blurred faces (that he added) are to his right. The watermark on the corner of his video reads β€œREAL AMERICA'S VOICE”

5:52 PM β€’ 2/27/26 β€’ 92K Views

Text continued from Bergquam’s post: the ability to return to America in the future, be sure to check out the CBP Home app. Do it the easy way, not like this guy! Leave on your terms with the app or leave on ICE's terms with no ability to return in the future. God Bless #ICE! Deport Every Illegal! Law & Border @RealAmVoice @ERO__Phoenix @DHSgov Bergquam also included a video of the arrest. The screenshot of the video featured Bergquam looking into the camera while wearing a black shirt and RAV branded hat. A pair of federal agents with blurred faces (that he added) are to his right. The watermark on the corner of his video reads β€œREAL AMERICA'S VOICE” 5:52 PM β€’ 2/27/26 β€’ 92K Views

Fascist scumbag Ben Bergquam is in AZ doing ride alongs with ICE and filming anti-immigrant propaganda for Real America’s Voice. For those unfamiliar with Bergquam β€” he’s like the Tyler Oliveira of Nick Shirleys of border propaganda.

01.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

new york times when they have to report the results of this poll

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys wanna see a murder?

01.03.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out there's more than one way to throw hands

01.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0