Fox News is Woke: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/04/20/fox-news-is-woke.html

Opposing Nazis is woke: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/04/20/opposing-nazis-is-woke.html

Anyway, you should all listen to this today. In fact listen to the whole album, because it is a thing of lovely.

https://music.apple.com/gb/album/caterpillar/669116796?i=669117009

Pro tip: Make your own benchmarks.

It is increasingly amusing to see an an entire new generation of writers about tech learn that leaning on synthetic benchmarks (in this case about AI) tell you nothing about real world performance.

Using Welsh names for places? In actual Wales? Woke.

The former Goldman Sachs banker and governor of the Bank of England is woke, apparently. Financial acumen? Woke, obviously.

Not buying your mum a mother’s day present is woke. Which means I invented woke in the 80s, when I often failed to buy my mum a mother’s day present.

Fight misogyny. Not hating women is woke.

Donald Trump. Apparently, the Great Orange Dictator is going to give us a thousand years of woke. Which makes him woke.

Builders are woke: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/02/14/builders-are-woke.html

@wokeipedia.co.uk beer is woke

Women not relying on men.

Women not relying on men and working is now woke. 

An oldy, but a goodie.

Headline from the Telegraph describing the most elitest public school in the world as woke.

Eton. The world’s most elitest publis school is woke. 

Headline from The Sun, claiming that there is such a thing as a woke T-rex.

Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are woke. 

Sign language.

Sign Language. Sign language is woke.

Watching “Disclaimer” and wow.

No

www.bbc.co.uk/news/arti…

Did I mention that dinosaurs are woke?

Picture by Dan Gold, who is clearly as man and probably doesn't have any of those woke pronouns. Bet he likes pubs, too. Good man.

Swearing is woke: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/01/19/swearing-is-woke.html

Wales is woke, all of it, especially the history: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/01/19/wales-is-woke-all-of.html

Musicals not about the wives of South American populist dictators? Woke.

"Apparently, having a sex change also means wiping away all responsibility for the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands, of people."

It’s not real, Lauren. It’s not about a real person. You know how fiction works, Lauren?

Reducing plastic waste is woke: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/01/19/reducing-plastic-waste-is-woke.html

Science. Science is woke:

"Donelan also announced the launch of a review into the use of sex and gender questions in scientific research and statistics, with a goal of producing “robust guidance” by spring 2024. The review ... https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/01/19/science-science-is-woke-donelan.html

A very plain sandwich, how God intended it to be. God is not woke, unlike his hippy son. Photo by Tatjana Dimovska, who probably isn't woke either.

Chicken sandwiches are woke: https://wokeipedia.co.uk/2025/01/19/chicken-sandwiches-are-woke.html

Sign language? Woke.