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This is genuinely how the internet feels nowadays

THANK YOU BUDDY if I was a less prideful person I'd slide into their messages like Usher in the music video and be like SO HEY....ABOUT THAT DEAL....

But no...I will continue to bring in vibes so I get another one. I believe

Missed an opportunity for a brand collab because the message got filtered what if---

what if I just go outside and start beating ass? What then????

I’m developing a new cake recipe I’ll tell you all how it goes

Black-and-white greyscale close-up of Ansem, Seeker of Darkness restraining Riku from behind. Ansem’s eyes are glowing bright orange with a cold, controlling intensity. One hand clamps over Riku’s mouth while the other grips his shoulder. Riku wears his KH1 outfit with crossing straps over his chest, his teal eyes wide with fear, a tear running down his cheek.

The serpent / Corruption

Also available on my INPRNT store!

#KingdomHearts #AnsemSOD #Ansem #RikuKH #AntiAI #HumanArt

I never know what's happening on the internet

How you know it's been A Week I usually keep my fridays pretty mild because I do a good job at front loading my week so I can mostly have fridays off but I'm still doing stuff today ....what is the world coming to

the people thought I was silly wanting a heated mattress pad despite living in a subtropical climate but who is having the last laugh now.

Once I get a foot warmer for under my desk I will be so powerful

on one hand: Business! Gotta love it!!!

On the other hand: Man do I wish people liked sending emails still. What happened within the past few years where people don't like sending short messages over email anymore???

Send help people want me on the phone all day every day and I'm tired

Mission failed today team...but I will try again next month.

I'm currently 0 for 2

This is gonna sound dumb but first check your ceiling fan and make sure it's spinning in the right direction and also get some good curtains to block out the sun during the afternoon

when all else fails....less electronics on in the room or keep the door open(desperation move)

Just got several calls from people wanting me to cook for galentine's day parties.....I'm in danger....

I was on speaker so the only option was To Die

Will the person mind if I turn and cough? Probably not but I'm a person that refuses to yawn or hiccup on the phone too even quietly so can you expect anything less? I worked hard to perfect this level of neuroticism and you can't take it from me. I love playing life on crit mode for no reason

My truest struggle is getting the urge to cough while I'm on the phone but also refusing to cough and potentially blow out someone's eard so I just vibrate and sound like I'm shaking and trying not to cry while on the phone when reality I'm just trying not to dad cough directly into someone's ear

Every day my agility is tested

I got thirsty and went to go get water and of course my demon pet sprinted out of the darkness at me like I owed her money

She really does not know that if I trip and fall on her she’s done for too. It’s lights out for the both of us

LRT Making Riku match outfits with Mickey Mouse really was so crazy. Very cute tbh. Riku's nendo coming with a little acrylic mickey was great too

if I only could type correctly I could truly be living my best life but at least I can get Close Enough because I know how to make hot sauce

Also in my wips; some of my soriku week doodles ft. one graven as requested by chat #art

I stand by it that once you get a beautiful array of sauces your kitchen can level up but once you know how to Make a beautiful of sauces your whole life will level up

Illustration of various pokemon that are colored pink. They have been eating pinkan berries. Featured are azumarill, sylveon, clefairy, mimikyu, mr mime, marill, dedenne, pikachu, and jigglypuff

pink pokemon 💗
#art #pokemon

Got so cold last night that is disrupted my sleep and made me dream I drove off a cliff

I've taken a long fall tbh mere weeks ago I was complaining about it being 80 degrees and how every night I was going nearly full nudist beach to sleep

Last night I did it preemptively and paid full price