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Educator, hobbyist coder, sim game enthusiast, home cook, general geeky, sarcastic guy. I will post profanity. I will argue with you about shit.

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Latest posts by compscisi.bsky.social on Bluesky

You gotta love it when your fully charged MacBook discharges overnight.

If I had the money this thing would be gone!

06.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recently started working as an ESL teacher.
I don't think it is for me. There are so many things that go against all I learnt whilst teaching in the (secondary) classroom and through CPD.

03.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apples universal control is awful. Why does it work so inconsistently? Sign out, sign back in, reboot, restart, mess about, repeat. The next device will not be made by Apple & all of their OSes can get in the bin!

02.10.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah FFS. Fucking @vercel.com. Good job I'm lazy and haven't updated the site in a while. Guess now is the time to plan and do the updates I wanted as I shift to a new platform.

02.10.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

30.09.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9361    ๐Ÿ” 1503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 329    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
[Scene is a 19th century drawing room with a sign outside saying TRANSPORT INVENTORS CLUB. Inside, the German Engineer KARL BENZ is addressing a meeting of gentlemen about his new transport idea]

1
KARL BENZ:
OK guys - youโ€™re gonna love this

2
KARL BENZ:
So itโ€™s like, a box made of metal that goes at up to 120 miles an hour, yeah?

[Karl shows them a diagram of a car]

3
KARL BENZ:
And your drive it down one side of the road, and the boxes going the other way go on the opposite side, so we donโ€™t need to build two roads!

4
OTHER GUY:
Whatโ€™s down the middle?

KARL BENZ:
A white line.

5
OTHER GUY:
So like, a white barrierโ€ฆ

KARL BENZ:
No a white line. Drawn on the floor.ย 

6
OTHER GUY:
And whoโ€™s piloting these machines?

KARL BENZ:
I was thinking: random members of the public.

7
[Pause, the other guys all look with concern at Karl]

8
OTHER GUY:
Karl are you OK

KARL BENZ:
No listen itโ€™s fineย 

9ย 
OTHER GUY:
You know weโ€™re worried about you, donโ€™t you?ย 

KARL BENZ:
No really itโ€™ll work -

10
KARL BENZ:
Once hundreds of millions of people have died and the worldโ€™s started ending because of the fumes itโ€™ll all be normal.

11
OTHER GUY:
Is that normal like the โ€˜commuter travel deviceโ€™ you brought in last week which was justโ€ฆ

12
OTHER GUY:
ย โ€ฆan iron maiden fired from a catapult?

[The other guy displays a diagram of an iron maiden being fired from a catapult]

KARL BENZ:
THAT WOULDโ€™VE WORKED!

[ends]

[Scene is a 19th century drawing room with a sign outside saying TRANSPORT INVENTORS CLUB. Inside, the German Engineer KARL BENZ is addressing a meeting of gentlemen about his new transport idea] 1 KARL BENZ: OK guys - youโ€™re gonna love this 2 KARL BENZ: So itโ€™s like, a box made of metal that goes at up to 120 miles an hour, yeah? [Karl shows them a diagram of a car] 3 KARL BENZ: And your drive it down one side of the road, and the boxes going the other way go on the opposite side, so we donโ€™t need to build two roads! 4 OTHER GUY: Whatโ€™s down the middle? KARL BENZ: A white line. 5 OTHER GUY: So like, a white barrierโ€ฆ KARL BENZ: No a white line. Drawn on the floor.ย  6 OTHER GUY: And whoโ€™s piloting these machines? KARL BENZ: I was thinking: random members of the public. 7 [Pause, the other guys all look with concern at Karl] 8 OTHER GUY: Karl are you OK KARL BENZ: No listen itโ€™s fineย  9ย  OTHER GUY: You know weโ€™re worried about you, donโ€™t you?ย  KARL BENZ: No really itโ€™ll work - 10 KARL BENZ: Once hundreds of millions of people have died and the worldโ€™s started ending because of the fumes itโ€™ll all be normal. 11 OTHER GUY: Is that normal like the โ€˜commuter travel deviceโ€™ you brought in last week which was justโ€ฆ 12 OTHER GUY: ย โ€ฆan iron maiden fired from a catapult? [The other guy displays a diagram of an iron maiden being fired from a catapult] KARL BENZ: THAT WOULDโ€™VE WORKED! [ends]

Carl Benz has an idea

29.09.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 616    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

A therapist who doesn't respect your pronouns has someone else as a client; they are serving an interest that is not yours and you shouldn't participate.

29.09.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 842    ๐Ÿ” 216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

www.currentaffairs.org/news/comedys...

28.09.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Johnson says he will never use government ID

Johnson says he will never use government ID

I wonder if this guy is related to "Boris Johnson" who introduced "voter id" as Prime Minister in 2023 ... off the back of some crazy US conspiracy theories ... and in the process, made digital ID pretty much inevitable.

27.09.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3698    ๐Ÿ” 1155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 292    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

is that a promise?

25.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A particular characteristic of fascism is the fetishization of masculinity and the subordination of women. Fascism is virulently male supremacist, uber machismo, and rife with sexual anxiety about gender roles. This is 100% Fascism.

24.09.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Christ, where did the last hour go? Have to get back to some really shitty training soon. I was supposed to have a nap after dropping the OH off this morning and narrowly avoiding a crash on the autovia. In stead I'm going to make 2 coffees, cross my fingers and hope.

25.09.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"there'll be lots of people in the LGBT community and allies who would say that's outrageous"; yeah, like me @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social. Please explain how this treats trans people with "dignity and respect". You're an abject disgrace on trans rights. As a gay man my message to you is "resign".

24.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What went wrong in little Wes' life that made him this horrible fuckwit? I'd really love to chat to the guy but I'm sure he's far too busy chatting up the dumbfucks who frequent mumsnet and pandering to right wing nimrods.

24.09.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then you get the fuckers from other industries who do call back but calling out of curiosity and being like "Yeah your CV/profile looked interesting...but you've not used some generic CRM tool" Like its a fucking mystery and noone can learn.

23.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

..how there aren't enough computer science/computing teachers. There aren't enough CS teachers who can actually code. There aren't enough teachers in general. [4/]

23.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really stressing me out and I already feel that I'm spiralling. I just don't know what to do or where to turn.

Fucking unemployment is killing me & trying to find work is making it faster. Ttired of not hearing anything from any of the applications I put in whilst constantly being told [3/..]

23.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have taken a position to become an ESL teacher to try and make a bit of money to get by but honestly don't know if I'll get through their 'training' week. The method and the whole thing just feels a bit off and lots goes against how I trained during my PGCE and my own values/beliefs. [2/..]

23.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO my job hunt has been really shitty. Last place is either not responding to reference request or is giving something shitty (I know that they've done this at least once!).

I know that I'm not great at selling myself either. [1/..]

23.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today has mostly been spent installing Ubuntu on the old Surface Pro, trying to get steam running - I want to try as bit of gaming on Linux, and trying. to run my cupboard inventory app on my little homeserver. Nothing is going as expected. Damn it!

21.09.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone ever asked that stupid ms copilot that got pushed into windows how to bin windows and move over to Linux?

20.09.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it when Americans hit back at me mugging off the US with "SORT YOUR OWN COUNTRY OUT FIRST" like I'm a) a person with any power to do that and b) like I don't mug off my stupid shit government all the time. Quit your tantrum and read my hot takes, Murican.

15.02.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I wish I could keep my brain on one thing, and then keep it there long enough to actually do something useful!

20.09.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to pick up an older project of mine, which means yet again I'm not working on my gamedev stuff. THis project though, which I am sure there are alreqady many like it, is something that ahs been on my mind for a LONG time and is something I need (well at tleast this initial stage) now.

20.09.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug when it's wandering through the veins of a small town thug" -- One More Day Won't Hurt by Soft Play

20.09.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
One More Light

open.spotify.com/track/3xXBsj...

19.09.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and the slop is everywhere. From "news" articles to entire websites, applications and games. It's in education with some absolute garbage resources and plans. There seems to be no escape at the moment.

19.09.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reallly like tech and if I had money I'd be buying stuff all of the time. BUT this need to have us/ourselves connected constantly is insane. Giving more data to the likes of Zuck the cuck (or is he just a weird lizard?) seems mental. Especially when his stuff is so crappy.

19.09.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*I do know how I feel and I feel this is a shitty idea.

19.09.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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