carla: yassified sisyphus

Tragic: woman wants spinach and sesame oil for breakfast and there's no spinach at home.

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 3290126:
Vary the lengths of your sentences. Short sentences create impact. Longer ones are for when you want to introduce a lyrical note. Don't make them too long, though; it can be confusing, and your audiobook reader needs to breathe...

A collection of all the embroideries on the table

Pronto llegará

My cat embroidered.

So, I forced some friends to embroider with me

would you hire me for your evil capitalist corporation?

Olivia Laing, El jardín contra el tiempo.

He estado leyendo esta colección de ensayos de una señora arreglando su jardín y no sabía que me podía conmover tanto con plantitas.

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

Why do you even have a competition authority at this point. Can we call the federal trade commission??

Today at the gym not only did the trainer tell me that I'm stronger than before, she also high-fived me.

Am I better than everyone else????

The last couple of days two separate people have pointed out that my accent in English is changing a bit and after thinking about it, I realized I might be a victim of colonization again thanks to @thehistocrat.bsky.social.

My calico cat, sleeping

The same really cute calico cat

I'm trying to convince her she should pay rent. It has been four years.

Succesfully brainwashed @thehistocrat.bsky.social to watch the Before Trilogy with me (I have to watch the Rocky trilogy in exchange)

I have now tricked @intelectualoide.bsky.social into watching Rocky I and II with me but the real question is can I manage to get her to watch Rocky III?

It's the first day of my period, it's raining like hell and I still woke up at 5am to go to the gym. Someone please gimme the Nobel prize or something.

Ate a cassava tortilla for breakfast, so nothing can go wrong today.

what does it mean if this applies word for word to my life but instead of archeology is neocolonial supply chain and instead of bsky is LinkedIn?

It feels bittersweet to hear the whole "hate is combated by love" thing. Part of me wants to ignore it and just burned everything, but living in a country where the social fabric is constantly being threatened by fear, creating community with our neighbors has shown me this is somewhat true.

Gift and Bequest of Alice K. Bache, 1966, 1977

Ear Ornament, Winged Runner https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/309428

The world and the future seem extremely bleak today. I have no choice but comfort myself in the idea I still can love and some will love me back.

me to the gym's trainer: I have been gaining a lot of weight lately and I don't know what's wrong

her without even blinking: have you considered that's the result of living with someone going through chemo, someone with Alzheimer's and living in one of the most dangerous cities of the region?

me when I cook for* people lol.

Lightning strike at Brasilia rally injures 89 Bolsonaro supporters Eighty-nine people were injured by lightning at a rally supporting former President Jair Bolsonaro in Brasilia, as the demonstrators gathered to demand Bolsonaro's release from prison.

Confirmed: god hates evangelical christians.

www.euronews.com/2026/01/26/l...

YouTube video by The Histocrat The Invasion of Africa - The First Punic War (255 - 241 BC)

Hey folks! My latest Histocrat video, this time covering the second half of the 1st Punic War, is now live over on youtube!

Watercolour painting of three Goldcrests amongst ivy

Occasionally we get tiny Goldcrests in the garden, hunting for insects amongst the evergreens. They’re resident in Britain, but some Goldcrests cross the North Sea to escape the harsher continental winters; people used to believe they rode on the backs of migrating Woodcocks. (watercolour)
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Naive opinion but I don't think we should hate the gringos, we should hate the institutions they're also victims of.

Operación Cóndor. :)

I want to speak to the manager >:(

Pro tip: force your friends to be your own panopticon.

Me laying in my bed

My friend, who I forced to be my coworker, finished their video today and I have no one to force me to work so this has been me for the last three hours:

This is corny af but being the first person of my lineage to eat kimchi makes me feel in awe at the possibilities the future could have for me.

Ate eggs, spinach, kimchi and a piece of bread for breakfast and all of the sudden everything is good in the world.