Dunning-Kruger Fact Check Service

Fact:
Trump offers the choice of a promise (!!) for $5000 in *crypto*, to Arabs who leave Gaza for… somewhere — or else death, starvation, and terror to Arabs who stay.
Is this a… voluntary choice?
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Check:
Sounds good. Sure.
…
Will I get travel discounts to the Trump Gaza Resort, after it opens?

Fact:
Trump has asked the *military* to take over US cities with opposition local governments.
Is this… fascist (?) — or is it characteristic of a man with even the slightest desire to lead a democracy?
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Check:
It doesn't matter. It won't affect me directly.

Fact:
Back in March, a convicted felon arsoned 80+ years of good will among Western allies in *less than 5 min.* (!!), by publicly abusing the president of Ukraine.
Will he do it again?
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Check:
Maybe.
Will it make me forget that he's a pedo rapist?

Fact:
Trump sent ICE to arrest the audience for a speech by CA's governor.
His Homeland Security Sec. had promised to liberate LA from "socialists"…

Is this like when Hitler sent the SA to arrest "socialists" in 1933?

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I was taught that Hitler *was* a socialist (!!)
Your question is stupid.

Fact:
Trump has placed Washington DC police under his control, and deployed the National Guard there, to enforce his authority.
Could this be a prelude to state repression, nationwide?

Check:
Nope. This is just to punish a Democratic city, full of Democrats.
And this is OK because… they deserve it.

Fact:
Trump has ordered Republicans to cheat voters in TX by shaping election districts to guarantee GOP wins.

Will Democrats fight back where they can, in CA?
Or just sit still, and take their beating?

Check:
Ha! Democrats are diabolical cheaters. And snowflakes.
They are diabolical snowflakes.

Fact:
Trump’s border czar announced on Monday that he will send federal police into NYC to kidnap and deport brown people.

Will this distraction cause the MAGA cult to forget that Trump is a narcissistic sociopath who is a pathological liar… and also a child rapist?

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Well, will it??

Fact:
Trump's AG has declined to release evidence collected during the Epstein investigation, which names each of his elite child molester pals — something which Trump has promised many times to do.

Might Trump have something to hide…?
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I don't care.
When can I watch more video of —

Wait. What?!

Fact:
Trump's terror police decline to raid high-income gated communities in Florida. They will not kidnap or deport domestic servants there, although 60% of them are immigrants.

Is this because these households are rich Republicans?
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I don't care —
As long as I'm not deported, it doesn't matter.

Fact:
Trump forced Republican Senators to give stolen public health care to the rich — leaving millions without coverage so millionaires can buy extra yachts.

Will this "Make America Great, Again"?
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I don't care —
When can I watch more video of ICE agents handcuffing and frog marching hispanics?

Fact:
Iran had no atomic bombs last week. This week, following an unprovoked attack on their nuclear labs, Iran still has no atomic bombs…
But we are at war with Iran.
Was Trump's attack a success?
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I don't care —
When can I watch more video of ICE agents handcuffing and frog marching hispanics?

Fact:
ICE has no authority to arrest US citizens, but they arrest dissenters with impunity, as though they've been ordered to.
Is ICE a terror squad, like Trump's NKVD… or Stasi?
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I don't care —
I get to watch elected Democrats being cuffed and frog marched on live TV, from the comfort of my sofa!

Fact:
The US military (!) used fear to influence politics by harassing protesters today.
It's the definition of terrorism.
Should the US *add itself* to its own state-sponsored terrorism blacklist?
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I don't care —
I get to watch protesters being tear gassed on live TV, from the comfort of my sofa!

Fact:
The SBU just destroyed a full *third* of Russia's irreplaceable strategic bombers, at the expense of 117 remote-control drones and 4 common lorries.
Is Ukraine defenseless in their war against this so-called super-power?
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They are!
Russia is 20 times the size of Ukraine — just look at a map!

Judge Says Musk Must Face Lawsuit Over His Role In DOGE Read more here.

UPDATE:
A D.C. judge said Musk appears to lack legal authority because he is not a Senate-confirmed official and because DOGE was never authorized by Congress.

Democracy Docket [ @democracydocket.com ]
Judge Says Musk Must Face Lawsuit over His Role in DOGE
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Fact:
Our convicted felon of a president has now publicly humiliated the leader of a *second* nation.
Will envoys of any of our allies ever again consent to share common space with this man?
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Definitely.
America has "power", so every *self-respecting* ally will beg for a chance to be humiliated!

Fact:
Tiffany Trump's father-in-law is a launderer of Nigerian money and, like Elon Musk, a "Senior Advisor to the President".
Should he leverage his ties with Libyan warlords to accommodate the resettlement of 1M ethnically cleansed Gazans?
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Of course!
The cost of serving Trump is never too high…

Fact:
Trump, who is neither dictator nor king, has signed yet another executive order purporting to improve the lives of his cult.
Do his "orders", issued without authority, mean anything, or are they just more bullshit?
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Trump's a "businessman"
Whatever he says, goes
No one fucks with *that* guy…

Fact:
Trump has alienated allies, and destroyed America's international reputation.
He's a client of dictators.
Why did you vote for such a destructive, psychotic autocrat?
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I only voted for Trump because I want… *world peace* (!!)
He's a "businessman" (!!)
No one's going to fuck with *that* guy.

Fact:
Trump, who will not — that is, should not — face another election… held a *campaign rally* in MI yesterday.
Is his presidency a consequence of accomplishments, or of propaganda?
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Accomplishments, of course —
A convicted felon under indictment for espionage and treason is highly accomplished!

Fact:
RFK, Jr. knows next to nothing about medicine.
He admits the cause of autism is unknown but insists that it MUST BE an environmental toxin.
Of some kind.

Is Junior a sentient archetype of the Dunning–Kruger Effect in action?
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Nothing of the sort!
He's a Kennedy,
And this makes him special.

Fact:
National security advisor Michael Waltz broke records laws while compromising national security, by conducting official business via Gmail.
HRC was accused of doing this with a private server in 2016.
Shall we "lock him up"?
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No way!
He's a Republican. And a man.
He can do whatever he wants!

Fact:
Elon Musk, a non-citizen guest in the US, has offered to *pay* voters to elect Republicans.
Should his green card be revoked for this felony?
Should he be arrested and removed to prison, then deported back to South Africa?
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No chance!
Rules don't apply to billionaires.
Besides, he's *white*!

Fact:
Senior national security officials planned an impending military attack over an insecure, publicly available messaging app — while including a *member of the press* in their discussion (!!)
Are they stupid?
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Not at all!
We all dial wrong numbers sometimes, don't we?
They're just like us!

Fact:
Our president has ordered the incarceration of 238 men in an offshore prison — men who he *claims* are criminals, but who he has declined to prosecute, or even indict.
Is this… kidnapping?
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Not at all!
These men are Venezuelan, so they *must* be criminals.
They're getting what they deserve!

Fact:
Speaker Johnson has urged Republicans to avoid public encounters with constituents who might "humiliate" them before they can be *physically removed*.
Is this… democracy?
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No!
America is a republic, not a democracy.
It says so, right in our most sacred legal code — The Pledge of Allegiance!

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Culture should hold a protected status as an endangered social asset, in a way which is no different than the status of endangered wildlife species.

Fines for culture poaching by AI-investing tech and VC firms should be enforced!

A severe financial or tax punishment would be the perfect spear to train VC behavior away from culture theft via AI…

Fact:
The president has executive ordered the purchase of a "Crypto Strategic Reserve" at public expense, so he can personally manipulate a market in which he is heavily vested.
Is this… fraud?
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No chance!
Stockpiling imagined currency is 100% legit!
For, you know, "certain types" of transactions…