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tragedy -> farce -> tragifarce -> something good? offsite comments/questions/anon abuse: thomas dot irvine @ protonmail dot com

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He served with distinction, what do you mean?

07.10.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's using it as his Sexual Matador's muleta

07.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr Declan Kuch

If Declan can't help directly he will certainly point you in the right direction

07.10.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lifesaver drones with flotation devices and his soothing, calming voice

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Waffle House Index - Wikipedia

Only one Waffle House can be trusted to have servers operating 24/7

07.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm at the Cybersecurity
I'm at the Mental Health
I'm at the combination Cybersecurity Mental Health

07.10.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rollerblading to Ladysmith Black Mambazo on the discman with a bottle of Snapple like I'm Doggface on the longboard with the Stevie Nicks and cranberry juice

07.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Get in loser, we're subscribing to New Internationalist and listening to Putumayo compilations"

07.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bill and Ted's "Yo, Godot, I'm Waitin' Here" looks most triumphant

06.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The red and white parts of the Butcher's Apron represent an English tourist on Bondi beach

06.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A poster on a wall among bookshelves. It's in glorious color with pink peonies along the bottom. The text reads 'Unattended children will be given an enthusiastic explanation of intersectional feminism.'

A poster on a wall among bookshelves. It's in glorious color with pink peonies along the bottom. The text reads 'Unattended children will be given an enthusiastic explanation of intersectional feminism.'

My daughter is on a junket to New York with her online peeps. She sent me this poster from the Ripped Bodice:

06.10.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 725    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œMary Shelley has released a new title!โ€

โ€œMary Shelley has released a new title!โ€

She hath risen.

05.10.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 734    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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When you make your point in the body of the paper, but come back for extra snark in the footnote

05.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bass Are Arafat, noted longline fishing chain shop across the Levant

05.10.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gerroa still there if anyone was wondering

05.10.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you have a single modifier wrong in your bash command

05.10.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jul 16th, 2017:

Jesse Watters Was Apparently Trolled By YouTuber Posing as Antifa Member Named โ€˜Kevinโ€™

www.mediaite.com/online/jesse...

05.10.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love a pumpkin and green bean stir-fry. Lotsa ginger

05.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lemon tree at least has a pithy response

04.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Portland bagpipe Vader

Portland bagpipe Vader

Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy

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Glyphosate, DDT, CFC, and leaded fuel enth`usiast

04.10.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Play in browser or download for emulator (or the real thing if you have it). Enjoy

03.10.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spy vs. Spy (Commodore 64) : First Star Software : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive MADย magazineโ€™s comic strip of the same name comes to life in this game which was designed for one or two players. The split-screen shows both spies at the...
03.10.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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