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tragedy -> farce -> tragifarce -> something good?
[SANDY & DANNY]
Yes, I'm sure... down deep inside
You're the salmon of meat
[ENSEMBLE]
You are the wooly fish
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
23.11.2025 07:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
30yo [giving a speech at their party]: One score and ten years ago...
10.11.2025 21:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something to do with greasing palms
09.11.2025 11:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ΙͺΙ΄sα΄ΙͺΚα΄α΄ ΚΚ
07.11.2025 05:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Glocks Won't Save Us
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This is the recipe I use, from Stephanie Alexander. I reduce curing time and the sugar a little bit and always use vodka. There are heaps of great recipes online. Keeps for a little over a week
07.11.2025 03:01 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Have you tried making your own gravlax? Delicious, pretty straightforward, and about a β the price of prepackaged smoked salmon
07.11.2025 02:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Regional Car Dealership Rococo Printer Jam
05.11.2025 21:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Spy VS Spy
30.10.2025 22:04 β π 44 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0Palace insiders reveal the King is quietly furious that the pedestrianisation of Paris, including car-free zones and lower speed limits in tunnels, has stymied the implementation of traditional resolutions to Royal problems
30.10.2025 21:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0C-3PO [translating]: The Illustrious Oscar bids you welcome. He asks if you have anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty? Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty?
29.10.2025 00:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πΆShake hands with dangerπΆ
26.10.2025 23:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Shock of the New, Robert Hughes' series on Modern Art
23.10.2025 01:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The title page
The first page of "Of Man" with extensive marginalia
Today I worked with Adam Smith's copy of Hobbes's "Leviathan" (1651)
22.10.2025 08:18 β π 164 π 25 π¬ 3 π 0
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Sad day for Croatian tattoo artists who are doing the right thing
22.10.2025 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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"What I lack in flappy wings, I make up for in deadly springs"
22.10.2025 03:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buttigieg is clearly a Ricardian
22.10.2025 03:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Three hundred and seventy dollarydoos?!
22.10.2025 02:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Accelerating your process has a tendency to release your product as soon as possible
22.10.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Felt to me like they were inviting you to tutor the brass and woodwind section of the wondrous symphony
21.10.2025 07:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good grief
21.10.2025 06:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Veritably, there is a pasta at the intersection of horror, comedy, and eroticism
21.10.2025 06:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Free the Weatherboard Nine!
21.10.2025 05:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Getting a head start for my costume for the @hyperallergic.com Halloween partyβ¦
20.10.2025 22:27 β π 77 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0I would read 10,000 words on the Chinese manufacturers of inflatable costumes making out like absolute bandits
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