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thomas irvine

@ahermitsvino.bsky.social

tragedy -> farce -> tragifarce -> something good?

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When the parking restrictions also describe the experience on offer

05.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Murray looks great with that pharonic beard

28.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I done seen it. Don't fuck with Tame silly gentlemen

26.02.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Australian of the Year Grace Tame's full National Press Club address | National Press Club
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia) Australian of the Year Grace Tame's full National Press Club address | National Press Club

To understand Albo watch Rats in the Ranks (1996). To understand Grace Tame watch her extraordinary NPC speech

26.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is literally The Ant and The Grasshopper

26.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally an update to the woefully underpowered George Foreman X-Grill

21.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The six seven and the 69 generational divide, the narcissism of small differences

21.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Respect to Alysa Liu for rocking a flawless Grugcut

20.02.2026 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were so close to getting Crabb's Deathcap Kitchen Cabinet

18.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had always presumed it must be related to Ming the Merciless, at least in part, given how popular Flash Gordon was in the 1930s

18.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're welcome

04.01.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

r/mutt

27.12.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We Sydneysiders respect test cricket, our rain will ensure a full five day's play

27.12.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commander Keen 4 - Secret of the Oracle : id Software, Inc. : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Developed byid Software, Inc.ReleasedDec 15, 1991PlatformDOSPublished byApogee Software, Ltd.Official SiteCommander Keen 4: Secret of the...
10.12.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[SANDY & DANNY]

Yes, I'm sure... down deep inside

You're the salmon of meat

[ENSEMBLE]

You are the wooly fish

Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

26.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30yo [giving a speech at their party]: One score and ten years ago...

10.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something to do with greasing palms

09.11.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ΙͺΙ΄sᴘΙͺʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ

07.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glocks Won't Save Us

07.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the recipe I use, from Stephanie Alexander. I reduce curing time and the sugar a little bit and always use vodka. There are heaps of great recipes online. Keeps for a little over a week

07.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried making your own gravlax? Delicious, pretty straightforward, and about a β…“ the price of prepackaged smoked salmon

07.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Regional Car Dealership Rococo Printer Jam

05.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spy VS Spy

30.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Palace insiders reveal the King is quietly furious that the pedestrianisation of Paris, including car-free zones and lower speed limits in tunnels, has stymied the implementation of traditional resolutions to Royal problems

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C-3PO [translating]: The Illustrious Oscar bids you welcome. He asks if you have anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty? Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty?

29.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Shake hands with danger🎢

26.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Shock of the New, Robert Hughes' series on Modern Art

23.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gilbert Gottfried Was the Voice of Clippy Clippy was β€˜the most annoying thing in computer history’ and Gilbert Gottfried was the perfect comedian to voice him.

This makes the Clippy mpreg somehow even worse

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