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You’re the queen that pours the water.

You look like you just stepped off the set of the music video for “Work” by Fifth Harmony.

I can’t say but now I’m certainly curious

Are their legs broken???

Having to pretend you haven’t already planned your whole life together 😍

Real

Her personal trainer is The Entity that communicates with her and only her through the static.

Why not? Singing voice reveal.

*in a great mood singing in my car*
“I imagine what my body would sound like
SLAAAMMING against thooose rocks”

Okay fine I’ll give you my lunch money

You look great :)

ASPCA ad for fat guys with big dicks

“Instead of having to think of what to say” is so fucking sad man. Thinking of what to say is, like, half the fun of being conscious.

I know that queen

Did they just call Kirby a slur?

All of you using LLMs to optimize your workflow

Omg you play FFXIV??

I recently established care with a new provider in an office complex that has its own pharmacy attached and it really is a game changer.

A promotional image for the tv series “The Simple Life” with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. The two women are wearing overalls and standing around on a farm.

Successfully replaced my own brake light

I drive a REALLY big car

A selfie of me in the reflection of my car window at sunset. There is a slight bit of dried bird poo above my window.

Yeah I can give you a ride

A picture of a yellow field under a big blue sky full of clouds. A wind turbine stands in the field. Other turbines sit on the horizon.

I love when my job gets me out of the city and into the country :)

I had the afternoon off so I decided to go see The Naked Gun and it was such a dumb fucking movie. I loved it.

Ain’t nobody looking at that light fixture

Can I come over and play

Bukkake campaign fundraiser

Oh man I bet those campaign strategy meetings get WILD

Pretty

Whatever happened to group gooning

Thank you for sharing 🙂‍↕️