Noyan

It’s so embarrassing being a man (derogatory) who likes other men (derogatorier)

My shiny Charmander in Fire Red is a female and like in my head Charizard is a boy so I’m kinda sad but still happy it only took around 15 hours!!

I have pneumonia!! What the fuck!!

If only you had an oomf who got free bags of coffee from work whenever and could give you some 🤷🏻‍♂️😏

Don’t, I’ll k*s!

I only speak of the truth!

Think SA2B

I have a 100% file on my GC copy because the new ports are lowkey worse in a lot of ways and I prefer the GC controller vastly to anything else but I see absolutely no point in playing Sonic Gens on a 360 nowadays

There are exceptions, if the remaster is handheld only then I’ll consider the OG as a separate entity (think OoT) simply because “big TV oooaa” but 9/10 it comes down to “does the game run better/faster? Yes? Cool the og is garbage now”

If its JUST a resolution upgrade it really depends on console

Im also someone who’ll take a dogshit resolution if it means 60 frames though so I think that says a lot about my preference

Thousand Year Door’s Remaster for example is an anomaly, on one hand it has a lot of QOL stuff but they literally lowered the framerate for NO reason

Not to say if you cant afford the newer version, you shouldn’t play the OG but 9/10 (idk if this applies to Prime funnily enough) the newer versions have a higher framerate and I’d rather DIE than to play a game on an inferior frame rate

Emulation is tricky tho

My toxic trait is that I judge people who play OG versions of games that have “definitive” remasters so hard because my OCD only lets me play the “best version” in case I want a definitive save file so when I see people play Metroid Prime on a GC for example it IRKS my soul

What do you mean… It’s from 2006, Atari 2600s still work why’d a DS Lite die without an underlying cause 😭

The #1 issue is usually the batteries going bad and you can get replacements for <$15 on Amazon even!

I wish I had “goes to my ass” fat genes and not “makes my pecs look like moobs” fat genes because the moment I gain 5lbs I feel like my chest is so round and I know that’s LITERALLY part of the process but also eww body dysmorphiaaaa

I often forget WR64 exists because the sequel is always my go to instead

Jordan!!!

“Getting there” and mf has perfectly chiseled legs, chat am I cooked

a screenshot of a video game shows a man riding a skateboard on a brick sidewalk ALT: a screenshot of a video game shows a man riding a skateboard on a brick sidewalk

TRICKS

Fever day means for once I can stop thinking about “the next thing on my schedule” and play retro games, might do a play-through of Die Hard Arcade!!

Bought Fire Red and Leaf Green because I havent bought a video game in 6 months besides Die Hard Arcade for the Saturn🤷🏻‍♂️ $40 which sucks yeah (should be $12.99 each at most imo) but FireRed was the first Pokemon I beat so something something nostalgia (I own 4 copies of both FR/LG 💀)

Recorded a cumshot vid that’s… so much cum

I’m sick as shit today so maybe i’ll post for serotonin soon

Evil eye!! My Turkish senses are tingling!!

Omw!

Can my head sit between your thighs?

I think one of the big mafia organizations got caught?? It might be retaliation?

Totally safe, I hope his place is okay!

Hookup from last night from Puerto Vallarta being woken up to calls from his neighbors there telling him there are major riots going on/cars are being lit on fire near his neighborhood as well as bombs going off was NOT ok my bingo card for today

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Oomf meetup continued on at my bar!!

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