JOLLY🎅🏻Noyan

Update: he plowed me and then we played Mario Party and I’m gonna go play soccer with him tomorrow, night was SUCCESSFUL

Thank uuu

Made plans with another boy I was supposed to see tomorrow so my night is fixed however now Imm anxious because he is SO hot🫠

I don’t even know if he meant to be flaky or something actually happened because he hasn’t been online since then but I’m still sad :(

Ily ericccc

Had plans with a beefy boy tonight but after double checking plans with me on Tuesday he has not opened any of my messages/posted anything since 💔 what if I cry

Jesus fucking christ

Omg baby it was a finger prick too?? 😭😭

No!!

LEAN 🫵🏻

Omg I ALSO burnt myself on thanksgiving except it was from me dropping a steak on its side and the oil splattering all over me

Twinsiess

That was quite literally me when I saw his perfect ass

Really really hot gym crush who used to come to my GS undressed in front of me today, god is real and im f*g

5AM so why tf is gym so busy

Me after taking an 8” cock

I KNOW I’d have felt that shit hit my prostate holy SHIT

I think I watched this 200 times in the 2 minutes that it was posted holy FUCK

Girl wdym 😭 Maybe it’s because I’m 23 but also alc tastes like shit, I’d rather get it over with by taking 4 shots real quick then to have to begrudgingly chug a nasty drink/sip on it to barely feel a buzz after 30 mins!!

Im too stoner coded 😩

🥰🥰bros being bross

duhhh

It’s crazy because I have so much hair yet you have the same amount of hair concentrated in your pits and bush and it’s so 🫦

Also 3lbs away from being done with cut, literally never been that close before and lowkey realized if I just don’t eat carbs my body sheds weight like *that* so I’m actively living off steak, eggs and chicken breasts rn so maybe the keto girlies are onto something

I think I understood how tops felt last night and now I wanna go impregnate someone’s dad perhaps

I can’t post my Spotify Wrapped because I autism hyperfixate on one song and listen to it on loop at gym so my top fucking song was the theme song to Power Rangers Zeo LMFAO

TOP ARTIST WAS YOUR FAVORITE MARTIN BRUH LIKE HOW DO I POST THAT HAHA

Sexted with the hot Utah guy last night and now I’m rlly considering flying out for a hookup, I’m speedrunning the stages of this hoe phase so fast

Oh okay so when am I invited over so you two can **** my **** ****** ***** until I *** ***** ****?🫦

Andrew Christian closing down is such a tragedy because I like their stuff the best for work HOWEVER I just received my huge Coyote order and they’re REAL nice 😍

hi Ericc😋😋😘😘

Im really mad this pic is blurry🥲

They’re hypnotizing 🤤😋