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Onyx Conference Finals today! Tune-in and see your favorite MVP Brock Tallman and the rest of the Alliance's stars on display.

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CBA Mascot at Subway asking for a refund after finding out his Tuna Sub was full of imitation crab.

To the 2nd round pick that could have been ours two seasons from now. Its not us it's you.

Bro Goodman was also asked about the AB suspension quote "When I'm on the court I'm shooting don't matter whose playing with me, pass me the ball and I'm shooting"

After reiterating that the question was about AB's two-game suspension, Bro Goodman seemed disinterested...

AB - "Why always me, Web Ferrell elbowed me the play before but where's his suspension?"

Wolfax - "If the league is going to suspend players for almost injuring one another then we are headed down the wrong path. It was a moving screen plain and simple"

CBA is shutting down all trade activity a week before the trade deadline. Per Wolfax "We've got a special group and we are focusing on who is here now. I hope the guys can take some time to rest during the All-Star break, we've got a lot of work to do"

AB has been fined one game's pay after pointing a finger gun at DeVain Johnson and shouting "POV you are Devain Johnson". While funny CBA would like to reiterate that as an organization these types of acts are not condoned by the organization.

Pif No More?? After a soul-searching weekend we announce the return of our starting guard Chadwick Fairbanks. Official Quote from Chadwick: "I was trying so hard to fit in and portray an image that was not authentic to my true self. Excited to return to the team and contribute to winning basketball"

Team Update: Bro Goodman Dropped!

Allen Green to make first start against Big City Pigeons🐦

Official Wolfax Statement RE: Pif Loudman "He's away from the team this weekend. I have challenged him to rediscover himself and look inward to find what drives him. He now walks a path that only he knows. Return when you are ready with renewed vigor, greater ambition and have reached enlightenment"

From the desk of CBA Mascot:
Due to an unexcused absence Pif Loudman will be unavailable for tomorrow morning's (7AM) game.

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Wolfax has inserted Bro Goodman into the starting five with Pif Loudman the odd man out. Wolfax said "When you get a player of this caliber you got to give them a shot with the 1s". Pif Loudman did not report for training today.

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Tyrell Parker and CBA Management have agreed to perform season-ending surgery on his left knee. The highly rated rookie is committed to a long future in the TWG and CBA supports him. This is after extensive discussion with both CBA and Tyrell's medical team. Speedy Recovery Tyrell!!

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Tyrell Parker has been added to the injured reserve list. Official Ailment per CBA: Flu-like symptoms

Wolfax on CBA's low trade activity after the draft: "Unlike some organizations we want to give our players a chance to show their abilities on the court before making any additional decisions. Call me old-fashioned but that's just how I was raised."

Wolfax on Ibrahim Ortega not signing with CBA during free agency: "We were surprised to be honest, flew him out, had private workouts with him to show our interest. Sometimes that's how it happens and guys have other plans."

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Tuna Subs Management and CBA's Supreme Overload allegedly spotted at pool today discussing pre-draft tactics, concerns of collusion are unwarranted.

CBA Pre-Draft News:
Impressive private workouts for Ibrahim Ortega and Landon Richards were held with CBA this afternoon. Both were looking to impress and earn the title of "Mr. Irrelevant" as Wolfax and CBA management watched from the stands. CBA maintains the last pick in the draft.

CBA Player Spotlight: Pif Loudman our starting guard is ready to make some noise and have a breakout season. Is a 70 overall rating in his future?

CBA Player Spotlight: Our very own Brock Tallman will be looking to pick up where he left off with CBA in his second season in the TWG. Can he lead CBA to glory again?

Alliance Restored!!
Pif Loudman and Wolfax meeting ends with smiles all around. CBA's starting guard is back.