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@nickcalt.bsky.social

225 Followers  |  388 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 14.09.2023  |  2.321

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Thats a real shame, you’re gonna need a bigger shower 😅

09.12.2025 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jump in with him, thats what I do when I’m lucky enough to catch the other half in the shower ☺️

09.12.2025 09:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pesky towel… 😜😉

13.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😈 indeed! 😜

10.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! You too 😈

08.11.2025 09:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always ready 😜

03.11.2025 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its more like something from a Tim Burton movie.

02.11.2025 08:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hope everyone had a fantastic Halloween.

31.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a bald man with a ring on his finger is pointing at the camera ALT: a bald man with a ring on his finger is pointing at the camera

This one even.

14.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or, just don’t be a Reform councillor. It’s UK Maga. And with what that cunt is doing in the USA, anyone who wants that here needs to sectioning.

14.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it ALT: a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it
13.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He never had one in the first place though.

10.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy FCF to those joining in, and those not joining in, go on.. you know you want to 😄
#FCF

19.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad you remembered! 😍😜😈

19.09.2025 11:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh man, how Id love to pull that sheet off 🤤

15.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so depressing. Its not like we didnt know these were red tories, but still.. ugh.

31.07.2025 10:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Give em a lick and they're even more amazing 🫨

23.07.2025 13:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow, thats a nice treat 😊

23.07.2025 12:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thats so awesome, needs closer examination 😊

22.06.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Too hot for clothes today.

18.06.2025 18:57 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Daddys day.

15.06.2025 13:17 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Isn’t it softie sunday anyway? It’s fine 😛

15.06.2025 12:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You should re-create this one daily 😉

05.05.2025 07:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy #FCF
Hope everyone has a Good Friday and plenty of buns to eat.

18.04.2025 14:23 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

23.03.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window ALT: a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
28.02.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy #FCF
Hope everyone gets to suck or ride one this weekend 🥳

28.02.2025 16:50 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Captain eyeliner talking about androgyny..

21.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy hump day!

19.02.2025 12:17 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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