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Is today another day dominated by Talk Talk, Echo and The Bunnymen, The Cure and Cocteau Twins? You bet yo ass it is. Might even lash the Paleys on later.

Get To Falkirk!

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For those who think I'm making this shit up.

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Bravo

24 Hour Pissy People

Don't want a Loose Fit there

Yep. My squad.

Some.

Lucky bastards.

Shaun Ryder and Bez advertising Tena Men. Well, that sure as fuck wasn't on my Wednesday morning expectations spreadsheet.

Struggling to match the musical mood to the morning. This is going to require some lateral thinking.

The truth will always out. Time is a relative construct.

I know what you mean. Nightmare leaving tonight

No. But that's the exact spot I parked last game. Me arse went seeing that earlier.

As the Botswana Air 737 plummets nose first towards the Mediterranean Sea, the last images that pass before my eyes won't be the birth of my child, my 30th birthday or the day I won 300 quid on a footy bet. No. It'll Michael Fucking Keane shaking his head after we concede our ninth goal tonight.

Moyes la. Why are you trying to kill me? That team gives me the fear.

28-0. Barry with a first half quindecatrick. Lifts his shirt to reveal a tattoo of Stuart Barlow wearing just a towel and 110s. One bombs Maguire for being a bad Texan. As nailed on as Heather Mills' tights. #AshyPredicts

Dance tunes on the go in the South Stsnd Upper concourse. Lad behind the bar giving it big box little box. Is right kidda.

A slightly dinged Audi with part of a building on top of it

Guess where I parked last game?

Meatlovin'

Sherral Curl. Singer or summat

Did someone shout me?

First listen to Paul Draper Mansun Retold. Loving it. Some great reworkings of classic Mansun songs. Lots of polish removed and a bit more raw.

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I wrote some stuff.

Now I feel exhausted and emotionally drained.

The depths have been stirred and the sands have filtered upwards. Not sure if this idea is genius or insanity. Send custard creams.

I just finished a creative writing course.
It was good.
It was really good.
It was really, really
Good.

If he does go inside, will we have a remake of Porridge?
Hugh Grant and Barry Keoghan starring in the prison sitcom, Kedgeree.

Norman Stanley Mountbatten Windsor.

Nah. Not a fucking chance.

If 1992 waa an annus horribilis for the cousin admirers, what the fuck will this go down as?

Lots of much needed hugs off the daughter. Unexpected visit too.

will.i.am - East LA New single out now

I am a twice daily Lyrica chonger. 75mils, give me the skills, to pay the motherjeffin bills!