Now THIS is lazy. When you're writing a Steven Seagal film and can't come up with the name for a seedy bar so you just name it "Seedy Bar."
02.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Now THIS is lazy. When you're writing a Steven Seagal film and can't come up with the name for a seedy bar so you just name it "Seedy Bar."
02.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
My sister found this in my long dead grandfather’s Bible
02.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dad had a shameful compulsion. I never thought I'd grow up to share the same
(Nodding thoughtfully) "Wearing tuxedos"
02.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
Bought this LP for a quid yesterday.
Telly speaking to the record company.
"Ok guys, I'm thinking "romance" for this. Front cover? The evil Captain Kazar from Horror Express wielding a revolver and...um...for the back, that great shot of me bound half naked and injured from A Town Called Bastard."
Yes, it says “Cardiff, England” on this “souvenir” ticket, but “Cardiff did you Dario’s beard attached to his chest hair if he doesn’t trim it?”
02.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone I work with is “fuming” because she’s booked to go to Dubai next Tuesday.
02.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You sir have won the internet methinks
02.03.2026 07:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Guardian big interview: 'People think you're old if you need a hearing aid': Pete Tong on ageing, all-nighters and hearing loss
Dr Buck’s Coda*
*(this is a brilliant joke that maybe two people will get)
I found the Batman/TMNT crossover book in a charity shop today and was disappointed that this isn’t in there
01.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Dig the music kids!
01.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imo/Emo just posted this colourised (and possibly AI extended) version of a photo of my mother-in-law with Syd Barratt in Cambridge, 1965.
01.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How did YOU celebrate Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant?
I wrote and recorded a monologue about Owain Glyndŵr for @simonloverules.bsky.social's song Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau (from his forthcoming album The One True Prince Of Wales (in exile after abdication) out on 3rd April).
And Tone Loc!
01.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Henry Rollins!
01.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bud Cort’s just shown up!
01.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m watching “Heat” for the first time. Did Al Pacino think he was in a different film? Like a knockabout comedy?
01.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Dicks: The Musical
No Other Choice
Psycho III
The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
Primate
Man On The Run
Redux Redux
01.03.2026 14:24 —
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Euthanised at Woke Wetherspoons
01.03.2026 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It’s true
youtu.be/L5mmJUsUI_Y?...
Hear me sing in Welsh!
01.03.2026 11:25 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Caught my wife family voting with another man.
27.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0feat. Fflwcs ( @andygwaith.bsky.social )
01.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bore da motherfuckers. To celebrate it being St. David's Day today please enjoy this, the last song on my forthcoming album "THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)" I made my English band learn how to sing this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7NQ...
Made another pop video lads
28.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
you're damn right I have B.O. -
Body
Odour
Ta for playing it Mickey! There’s another new song out next Friday.
28.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good man, Simon. Taking over a once proud institution and starting again from scratch. Can’t be worse than the last crowd, I suppose.
Good record too. (Feels Funny) But I’m Getting Used To It now on the MB Late Record Show.
buff.ly/r25uQTN
You’re welcome. #iuploadedthattoyoutube
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