Simon Love

Paddington's rights owners doing god's work

Pardon #TOTP

BBC Radio: hmm, kids aren't interested in our shows because it's not fortnite or someone squawking 6-7. Let's nuke our existing roster and replace it with something so unfathomably banal that both the kids AND existing listeners won't tune in.

Having lunch in Rick Astley’s pub and these are the sauces available.

He’s never gonna give you (ketch)up.

sadiq @SadiqoJN • Follow Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Frankenstein (2025)

Yer da cares what happens in the USA

"The Road" as everyone was running in the same direction and the enthusiasm was infectious.

@mrdanielbro.bsky.social who doesn't listen yet.

Enoch Powell wearing a MAGA hat and saying "Y'all see them dang immigrants?"

British patriots in 2025.

I’m not saying that anyone who writes in lowercase with no punctuation is a paedophile, but I’m starting to gather a ton of evidence.

He's filling out job applications again and wanting to be distanced from the dangerous religion of Atheism

YouTube video by Bird Sound Sessions I Shit My Pants in the South of France - Hootenanny 1 Mic - Featuring Jonathan Ames

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It could only happen to the best of us.
@jonathanames.bsky.social

Showing the boy “The Frighteners” and wowing him and my current wife with the facts I learned about the film from @stillanygood.bsky.social Cheers lads.

Seven years ago today I saw Swamp Dogg live and in person. At one point he was singing "Gotta Get A Message To You" by the Bee Gees as he was wandering around the venue shaking everyone by the hand. Class.

Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.

“Hey there, just touching base about all my pedo friends and what they’re up to”

Sent from iPad

trust me — if those pennies are truly bad, they'll be back

Really enjoyed the first episode of @pantosplaining.bsky.social If they want a special celebrity guest star for an episode, I went to this panto and bought a copy of “Ooh I Could Crush A Grape” from Stu Francis himself at the stage door. No memory of the Chuckle Brothers though.

Who the fuck is Molly Mae? Her small orange face is everywhere.

From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Please watch, it's been out since 1994

—Original Msg—

From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com

I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump

—Original Msg—

From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Have you seen The Mask

anybody trying to tell me that Wes Streeting is “charismatic” is going on a list of people whose judgement I will not trust on any subject ever again

I got it on the last go from a guess. I thought it was “Born Slippy” from the first second.

Marge Simpson sits on the couch in the Simpsons family living room. She says "do you feel inert, like a spectator to your own life-" She begins to dissolve into smoke, as does the couch. "-a thing passing on rails outside your window as you sit there and watch?" Marge and the couch continue to fade away, half the couch is gone now, Marge's upper half fully gone. "You don't have to die to become a ghost." Marge's body and the couch are gone, but her face stares blankly out of the wall.

Marge

Gisborne Herald, 13 November 2018 announcing the death of Stan Lee, but calling him Spike Lee instead.

Can't believe Spike has been gone 7 years 😔

I’m going to be in wales look if anyone wants to fuck or fight.

Exciting times

Tick, tock…

comic strip with call and response text. who are we? CEOs what do we want? AI! AI to do what? We don't know! When do we want it? Right now!

every company in 2025