Simon Love

"Hey, ChatGPT. What words rhyme with 'radiator'"

Imodium does nothing but make my tongue minty

One Saturday evening three handsome, young(ish) men came to my place. We all got in bed and filmed it in night vision. Watch, like, and share this work of art

This is both joyously groovy, and deeply unsettling. Which is a hard trick to pull off successfully.
£18 well spent.

YouTube video by Simon Love "Come Out 2Nite" - Simon Love

Have you seen my new video yet? Go and see my new video now please.

The night vision security camera cost me £18. Money well spent.

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No-one is prepared for how hot Anthony Perkins looks in the main photo on his Wikipedia page

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Get It Out

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Sexual Predator

Unfortunately I am no longer in touch with Victoria (name lost to the fog of time) to ask any follow up questions.

AOC

I probably saw this from high up. Also, I knew an Olive Guppy Olivette who was in this show and she said one of the cast members was a dick.

THE METATRONS / SIMON LOVE & THE OLD ROMANTICS LIVE AT THE PRINCE ALBERT, BRIGHTON SUNDAY 28TH JUNE THE METATRONS SIMON LOVE & THE OLD ROMANTICS LIVE AT THE PRINCE ALBERT, BRIGHTON MATINEE SHOW - DOORS AT 2PM ALL AGES THE METATRONS The Metatrons are a delightfully fuzzy Riot-Pop band from Hertfords...

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If you live below London we've got two shows especially for you with our friends @themetatrons.bsky.social

Friday the 26th of June at The Fighting Cocks in Kingston and Sunday the 27th of June at the Prince Albert in Brighton. Brighton is an all ages (14+) afternoon show kicking off at 2pm.

Up again having had a dream where I was writing a new Beatles song for Ringo to sing called “One More MOT (Clapped Out Banger)”

Also my current wife is home after a week in Marrakesh so I was mostly awoken by her snoring.

Awake from a dream where my flat was being searched for drugs by a regime for whom I was the official composer.

Having listened to a lot of commercial radio via the kids and whilst accepting it’s a good pop ditty, I still can’t help but hope Raye finds her husband soon.

Rewatching “Man On The Run” and I’ve just realised that it’s Trevor Eve (of “Shoestring” fame) playing Paul in the clip of the “John, Paul, George, Ringo…and Burt” play

Why?

I am delighted to be opening the main stage at @walesgoespop.bsky.social on Friday the 3rd of April at 5:35pm.

Big news to come from me tomorrow lads…

Good luck to him

Are they astrologer Russell Grant and magician/“Peep Show” producer Andrew O’Connor?

I often wonder where Norman is now

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Fuckinell. Just had a look on Vinted for one.

Have you seen those videos where you hear the click and spoken cues that come through the in-ears? That would drive me mental. Just learn how the songs go.

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

3 cheers for making me aware of that box Mickey!