Jimmy's Hell Cousin

We live in the most evil place on planet earth. This is a death sentence to an entire city.

If Kenji Eno could do it with his OC Laura in multiple games you can too

my dream diy venue

Here's the escalation and this is very unfortunate and I do not like it at all, but when the US makes civilians a priority target and civilian infrastructure a priority target, there are no laws of war anymore.

OUR leaders have made US valid targets for war.

Very cool they learned all these lgbtq phrases only to use them to stereotype folks

When yous start talking about Gundam my mind is like yes this is Amuro

you wake up. it is 2007. you are wearing urine starched cargo shorts and a tshirt depicting the tazmanian devil cartoon character in a b-boy stance. you are the number one xbox 360 achievment hunter in the world. gamepro magazine is on the horn, want to fly you down to vegas to meet carmen elektra

The 16mm film scratches and dust on this are making me dissociate even MORE

Yo ngl the pivot to him being this broken up about ai dream imagery actually being about the name Mohammed being popular at the end is fucking hysterical and I could not write farce better than this

RATIO RATIO RATIO

When Google Glasses were a thing someone showed up to the dog park/playgroup I worked at with them and we told him he was not allowed to film our dogs and harassed him until he left. Do the same to anyone wearing Meta glasses!

Playing auxiliary percussion w @punchlove.bsky.social tonight at arlenes grocery at like 8pm come through

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

HE CAN ONLY QUEERBAIT ITS ALL HE KNOWS !!!!!!!

A candidates job is to convince you to settle for them? Listen to yoursef

YES IT IS WHAT EVEN THATS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU RUN FOR OFFICE YOU MOTIVATE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR YOU PLEASE CHECK YOUR HOUSE FOR A GAS LEAK

Why is Jabba ripped

alt: if u live in nyc just venmo me a 5 and i will hand this to u i will put it in ur mitts

"oh no a dvd how expensive" it is 5 dollars

PLAY - Video Singles from Marzipan PLAY - Video Singles from Marzipan

IT'S BANDCAMP FRIDAY and I've made my 2024 shuffle dvd PLAY - VIDEO SINGLES available to order. It used to only be available in person at shows, but I haven't been doing that for a hot minute!

VXPX managed to get these to ALWAYS SHUFFLE FOREVER

I have ~90 and once they're gone they're gone!

hit the bong standing next to him so i can say I smoked with Seth Rogan

"slightly annoying wasian influencer discovers irl noclip and gets his entourage entangled in an interplanetary race war, ending in a final showdown between new wave and italian futurism" sounds like a shitpost about a calarts cartoon but is just a 100% true description of Buckaroo Banzai (1984)

I remember revisiting it in like 2015 and it did NOT age well like there’s no reason for this

Hard to get answers on the long term goals in the Iran war bc someone showed the president the “you can turn a sphere inside out” video and he won’t stop talking about it,

Man I really wish my family didn’t choose the worst week to drive down and bother me

lol he hit @mrdo.pro again yesterday the fight is not over

a screencap from a golgo 13 sniping arcade game. it directs you to shoot a horse in the ass

Watching people turn around on Marathon after they got caught stealing assets and mentally noting that they have object permanence issues