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The April ®️

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Ȉ'Ɱ ŦĦЄ ɃꞀⱭȻⱩ ĦⱭŦ #UCLA 📍ĦЄꞀꞀⱭ, ȈȻЄꞀⱭȠĐ 🎈Born August 10

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Chris Collinsworth is the Matthew McConaughey of Troy Aikmans.

09.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😆

26.01.2026 11:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is your friendly reminder that last year the Cleveland Browns brought on a "coaching and personnel consultant" named Mike Vrabel, who just took the hapless New England Patriots back to the Super Bowl in his first year as Head Coach, after Cleveland fired the HC they kept. 😂

26.01.2026 02:59 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.

31.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.

31.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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This should be white up your alley.

03.12.2025 09:57 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This should be white up your alley.

03.12.2025 09:57 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Was.* 😅

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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."

11.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."

11.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is just so perfect. 😅

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I'm just going to leave this here.

30.10.2025 05:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hot dogs are not sandwiches! 😅

30.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm just going to leave this here.

30.10.2025 05:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Top: hedgehog, mouse & hamster are having a seance, but the crystal ball is missing. Hedgehog says “let’s begin the seance” hamster asks “wait, where’d the crystal ball go” Bottom: pull out to reveal dog off to the side, the crystal ball is in its mouth

Top: hedgehog, mouse & hamster are having a seance, but the crystal ball is missing. Hedgehog says “let’s begin the seance” hamster asks “wait, where’d the crystal ball go” Bottom: pull out to reveal dog off to the side, the crystal ball is in its mouth

28.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 204    🔁 39    💬 1    📌 1

My next Klingon ship shall be named Gro'K and be parked alongside Kah'Lua, Korg, and Pahless. 😁

28.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.

23.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's called "giving back," folks.

23.10.2025 06:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!

22.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible!

19.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-

19.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

18.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."

12.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Toofless.

17.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0