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I used to write exclusively about ethical non-monogamy but now I run my mouth about whatever I want. You can buy my book if you still want polyamorous advice. ๐Ÿ‘‡ https://linktr.ee/ShrimpDentist

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I want attention from girls ๐Ÿ˜ค

06.12.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I need a massage and an orgasm

06.12.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of a sudden I didnโ€™t care anymore because I realized Iโ€™d never be fulfilled bending myself out of shape trying to please someone who only saw me as a temporary option. And thatโ€™s an invaluable lesson on reciprocity.

05.12.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda embarrassing trying to be a better person for a chick who ruins your mentals when you can spend your day collecting rocks and swimming with fish instead.

03.12.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes you just need your mom to screw your head back on by telling you to stop giving a fuck about a girl that will never treat you right

01.12.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best advice to get over a breakup is โ€œif she thinks youโ€™re too much, let her go find less.โ€

Itโ€™s easy to fall back on the narrative that I need to shrink myself to match someone who isnโ€™t enough for me. But Iโ€™m not willing to settle for love thatโ€™s less than mine.

01.12.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonโ€™t desert my future for someone who doesnโ€™t want to be in it

01.12.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No revenge because youโ€™re a cheater and Iโ€™m on the beach with someone whoโ€™s nicer and hotter than you. Ok fine, maybe it is revenge.

30.11.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I really should post here if I ever wanna rebuild huh

13.01.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder daily how bad it has to get for yโ€™all to wake up. My threshold was breached 24 months ago, if not sooner. For a county that brags about freedom snd defending rights, yall are the biggest cowards anyone could imagine.

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Escape isnโ€™t the only option. But for me it was. America never felt like home, no matter how hard I tried. I tried and couldnโ€™t cope with the fake values, fake hopes, fake morals. Mostly, I couldnโ€™t deal with people who still bought into this absolutely nonsense.

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so sick and tired. Of reasoning with people intent on staying asleep. Distracted by the slop and brainrot in their phones. We did tell you. The lack of care, lack of solidarity, lack of compassion. Thatโ€™s what did it for me. I canโ€™t stand the complicity. I refuse to work to fund this bloodshed

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yall voted for this shit. Year after year. More policing. More military. More wars. More violence. Did you honestly think it would keep you safe?! Didnโ€™t you see how it would inevitably end up coming back to torment you? When we begged you to wake up, and you chose to side with those in powerโ€ฆ

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The richest county on earth invests all of its dollars on perpetuating gratuitous violence around the globe. Do you feel it? Itโ€™s getting closer and closer. Thatโ€™s the problem with violence, itโ€™s never assuaged until it hits closest to home. Youโ€™re next. Did you think youโ€™d be spared?! Really?

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You think you can just turn things back around? When you still hold on to this exceptionalist myth? You think America is the greatest? Iโ€™m sorry but youโ€™re fucked. If you canโ€™t let go of this narrative: America is the best. There is no hope for you. You canโ€™t even recognize the basic reality.

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that the way you want to live? I didnโ€™t. They tell you to stay and fight. But my question remains: with who, for what? When you canโ€™t trust your neighbor. Yโ€™all talk about โ€œcommunityโ€ but itโ€™s also โ€œpreserve your peaceโ€ the second anything or anyone makes you uncomfortable. What hope is there?

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If weโ€™re being honest, thereโ€™s no future in America. You can hope, and pray (if you still believe in that shit) that youโ€™ll be spared from the brutality of late stage capitalism, but we know thatโ€™s up to chance. One medical diagnosis, loss of job, housing emergency, youโ€™re shit out of luckโ€ฆ

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve realized something profound: in the US, the only viable dream is escape. A commune, sheltered from the brutality of empire. How many of you have dreamed of living on a plot of land with your friends, self-sufficient, shielded from the grotesqueness of America? I know you want to escape. I did.

25.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite the indisputable pain of having your heart ripped out by a woman, itโ€™s at least not as embarrassing as being torn up over a man who barely liked you to begin with

18.09.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

14.09.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32121    ๐Ÿ” 8378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 369    ๐Ÿ“Œ 583

The men we elect are idiots and cowards, entirely incapable of solving current ecological and geopolitical challenges. They resort to buffoonish antics to distract us from their utter incompetence. Yet they try to remain in power despite their lack of leadership, strategic, or negotiation skills.

18.08.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck?! Kim Davis, the former Kentucky county clerk who went to jail in 2015 for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, is asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges,

13.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7863    ๐Ÿ” 2011    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 769    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180

More white immigrants need to make it clear which side weโ€™re on. No, the US doesnโ€™t get to enroll us in their anti-immigrant campaign. They donโ€™t get to pick & choose which of us they keep based on our skin color. If you hate immigrants, that applies to all of us. Iโ€™m not on your side. Fuck you.

12.08.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m happy to elaborate on specific part but itโ€™s a lot. Unfortunately, you canโ€™t really โ€œpack up and leaveโ€ overnight. Maybe some people do but I personally donโ€™t know how to sustain that long-term. This isnโ€™t to discourage anyone, anything is possible. But my best advice is make sure you want to!

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the last thing for now is that if youโ€™re moving with a partner or best friend, it does put a lot of pressure on the relationship. Youโ€™re each otherโ€™s only support system for a while before you meet new people. And your sense of self is shaky. You need to prepare for that turbulence also.

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then youโ€™re somewhere new. You have to complete a shitload of paperwork again to validate your visa. Jump through insane hoops to get a bank account and do the most normal things. Youโ€™re setting up your life from scratch and itโ€™s hard, slow, annoying, frustrating. Especially, if youโ€™re not fluent.

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then thereโ€™s the goodbye tour. Everyone has the intention of visiting, so do you. But the reality is that great relationships end because of distance. Itโ€™s again, one of the hard parts of ACTUALLY leaving, rather than just daydreaming about it. Our friends threw us the sweetest goodbye party ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We had to apply to our visas. The websites are fucked, itโ€™s more frustrating than you can imagine. We brought our 2 cats which requires: buying plane tickets for them (check the airline they donโ€™t all take pets), getting additional vax, vet assessment, USDA certificate (surprise! Itโ€™s expensive)

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next - it takes time. We planned for 3 years. But the actual time between hitting โ€œgoโ€ and leaving took a good 6 months. We had to decide what we would take with us (4 suitcases and 2 cats about $1000 extra of airline fees, just FYI) sell all the rest of our belongings.

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you donโ€™t know why youโ€™re moving somewhere, beyond โ€œescaping the US,โ€ youโ€™re not going to have a fun time. Iโ€™ve been doing this since I was 5, I say this with this gently. I know the situation is really bad. And I get wanting to flee. But in a state of panic itโ€™s easy to idealize moving.

12.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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