XYZCruncher

I'm usually much better at games than this but man this deltarune chapter 4 final boss got me bent over milking me like a cow straight into a glass, foamy tip, asshole rhythmically clenching with every tug rn

A lot of debate around the new DK design which is understandable it's a massive change, but what I'm more concerned about is K Rool is gonna look if they bring him back, his Rare design was perfect and idk how well it would translate to the new style

Yeah I think so, the Stone Roses did a similar thing, they made like 2 albums and then broke up, then got back years later, released maybe a handful of songs and fucked off again

What's with bands making 5 albums and then breaking up? The Police, System of a Down...some other third band I can't think of rn

Y'all don't fw the Mario series like I do...what do you know about Glad Ptooie?

I'm coming around on it a little bit now, definitely not my all time favourite platformer or anything but it's fun

Playing Klonoa 1, I'm like halfway through the game I think (vision 3-2) and the game is fun enough but feels kinda artificial with its difficulty at points it's kinda hard to explain, plus the levels go on forever

What went down better WWE's Summer of Punk or Nintendo's Year of Luigi?

I swear people played that shit for 5 minutes when it dropped on the 3DS and never again and said as much for years, now all of a sudden it has FANS? I'm being gaslit for sure

Whenever I try to understand Tomodachi Life and its appeal I feel like one of those people that look at Animal Crossing fans in confusion

YESSIIIIIIIIIIIR WE PULLIN IT BACK!!!!!!

Any time I play a multiplayer game and me and my friends get a close win I say "WE PULLED IT BACK LIKE THE FORESKIN" that's my new thing, we pulled it back like the foreskin

I can't imagine being the guy in the stall next to this guy hearing him rant about wrestlemania 41 tickets being way too expensive while I'm fighting for my life pushing out the nastiest log known to man

Super hyped for switch 2 looks great, a new kirby air ride, mario kart world, 3D donkey Kong, deltarune, what I'm assuming is an exclusive souls game a billion multiplats, nintendo might be dropping peak I fear especially with the confirmation of 4k 60fps/1080p 120fps gaming on the system

Real, I can't wait to see what they have for us for the switch 2 direct that's gonna be insane

Solid ass direct, new character in Dragon Quest 2, Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon ZA updates, a new rhythm heaven AND a new tomodachi life (which I don't understand the hype for because people played that shit for 5 minutes when it came out on the 3DS as a novelty and never again)

Yohoho and a bottle of cum or whatever they say

Mfs swear Bethesda makes good games but in reality it's usually a solid 50 hours of exploring a mess of an overworld and interacting with NPCs that stare at you like this

The two psychonauts games and mario sunshine are yet to be dethroned as my favorite 3D platformers

Probably a hot take but Rayman 2...not that good, a decent and kinda creative platformer but nothing super special, if anything it's kind of clunky and weird but not the ratchet 1 kind, maybe it has something to do with me playing revolution (the ps2 version) idk

Never ended up beating Rayman 2 back in the day so I'm revisiting it with Revolution and I completely forgot about the random voice fainting yelling what sounds like "HELP" throughout the game, is that shit ever explained or am I tweaking?

Probably a really unpopular opinion but holy shit do I vastly prefer playing bass over guitar, guitar always felt a little too rigid to me, bass feels more dynamic which is insane considering the sterotype that most bass players just sit there banging root notes all day and do nothing else

I've never played a horror game before but I was thinking of giving Crow Country a try, do you guys think it's a good jumping in point or should I go for some of the classics like silent hill or resi before I try an indie horror?

This shit is like boomer among us

Wtf me too

The way Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick Invertebrates makes it sound like a slur but the thing is squids are Invertebrates too so Squidward is a self hating racist...really makes you think

The Offspring are pretty great but is it just me or are their albums kinda weak? Same with blink, both bands seem like singles bands to me

Playing breath of fire 3 for the ps1, jrpgs are so fucking ass

I love them

Mayne what da hell, I'm gonna bomb Sega headquarters

Wyd after drinking this?