paul de revere

wow okay well I’ll be over here sitting my cis ass down and *listening* to trans people then 😌

he “shows up” in send help btw if you haven’t seen it

worst news :(

no

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

soon

I'm not fuckin dying for Israel

shout out to @jonbois.bsky.social being featured at hyperreal film club here in austin tonight. bois night? it’s a night for the fellas

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

it’s probably cause they’re LGBTQAI+ and want to smoke weed

this admin just is interested in convincing anyone who isn't already fully indoctrinated, and they don't have the benefit of 9/11 jingoism, so I don't think we're going to see anything like Bush's early Iraq War numbers. but they also don't really seem to care.

Uh, how does one mute an image of a guy’s rashed up neck?

“actually i’m being normal” -baby just chillin in the sewer like pennywise, probably

also big news for corny white guys, straight guys with bi gfs, etc

huge win for short kings everywhere if true

Law roach would never lie to us he’s simply too messy to do so

this came to me on the toilet sorry

fucking rude

Maidenless vibes

we support our dark woke troops

Algorithmic thinking—the idea that anything you see must be intended for you, individually, the sole audience, leading you to misunderstand the context of practically everything.

unbelievably based

"Hoppers" sounds like a slur for a frog

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO JOHN FETTERMAN @fetterman.senate.gov

when jimmy eat world released “bleed american” in summer 2001 and then had to rerelease it self-titled after 9/11

Me, watching It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and hoping not to like it so I can call it It’s a Mid, Mid, Mid, Mid World: damn this is really good

There's some Kurt Vonnegut book worthy shit going down, like there is in all wars

"Their society is not free" I say, as my paramilitary forces snatch thousands of people off the streets and throw them in concentration camps. "They don't get to choose their leaders" I exclaim, as I move to strip millions of the ability to vote. "We must liberate them!"