Martin's Avatar

Martin

@martin67.bsky.social

The Tweeter formerly known by very few people as SmartUK. Not, however, a small car. First BBC Radio 4 โ€œCelebrity Soup of the Dayโ€ winner. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

289 Followers  |  290 Following  |  4,686 Posts  |  Joined: 04.09.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Martin (@martin67.bsky.social)

Preview
Instagram Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

www.instagram.com/reel/DUaESqv... Fair?

09.03.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of Trumpโ€™s mass appeal (and of why heโ€™s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstoolโ€™s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

08.03.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4307    ๐Ÿ” 946    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill herโ€”and itโ€™s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

09.03.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8179    ๐Ÿ” 3011    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 133    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
Post image

Trump's decision to bomb Iran is now the greatest windfall to the Russian war effort on record. If it continues, it might save the Russian war economy.

09.03.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2211    ๐Ÿ” 1143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.

09.03.2026 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Video thumbnail

holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12810    ๐Ÿ” 2828    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 548
Preview
THE BLACK HOLE with Jim Maxwell | Smersh Pod

THE BLACK HOLE
with Jim Maxwell
shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

09.03.2026 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is awful for Glasgow :(

08.03.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Instagram Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

www.instagram.com/reel/DVHzDG-... Give the drummer some! #Raye

08.03.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

x.com/d_kourtis27/... Netherlands baseball โšพ๏ธ

08.03.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I got stopped by Chinese Border Police ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ |S8, EP125
YouTube video by Itchy Boots I got stopped by Chinese Border Police ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ |S8, EP125

youtube.com/watch?v=D3al... Happy to promote Noralyโ€™s channel anytime but it seems especially appropriate for #InternationalWomensDay

08.03.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A grid of nine images featuring a photo of Gail and the designs she creates.

A grid of nine images featuring a photo of Gail and the designs she creates.

Running a business on your own can be challenging at times.

Today feels like a good day to say that I'm proud of what I've built. And I'm proud to be part of a community of women who are out there doing the same.

Happy International Women's Day.

www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

08.03.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

x.com/lizwebstersb... Whoโ€™s to blame?

08.03.2026 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Meidas_Charise Lee on X: "#PamBondi https://t.co/n0KWiUi2EN" / X #PamBondi https://t.co/n0KWiUi2EN

x.com/charise_lee/... More dodgy dealings..?

08.03.2026 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Billy Connolly HBO
YouTube video by ScottishDex Billy Connolly HBO

youtube.com/watch?v=uPxK... Very much enjoying this again ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

x.com/_swagjeff/st... Just Grin, Baby!

07.03.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Our First Time in Mexico, And The Budget Is Limited! How Will We Spend Our $40/ยฃ30?
YouTube video by SteveMarsh Our First Time in Mexico, And The Budget Is Limited! How Will We Spend Our $40/ยฃ30?

youtube.com/watch?v=E9Rs... Iโ€™m a big fan of these two!

07.03.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

โ€œThe jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Premony rremony at the liremony aremony at the libremony atremony at tre-
mony at the library.โ€

06.03.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gandalfing #LOTR #gandalf #caricature #caricaturist
YouTube video by Face Ache Gandalfing #LOTR #gandalf #caricature #caricaturist

A new/old #caricature video, about Gandalf's brow-ridges:

www.youtube.com/shorts/dS17Y...

#art

20.02.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
Instagram Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

Legendary gaming moment www.instagram.com/reel/DVhUbk5...

06.03.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Iran Crisis: They Wanted Sovereignty. Just Not Like This If anyone has ruined the special relationship, it's not Starmer- it's Trump

No legal basis. No clear objective. No exit. And much of Britainโ€™s political class spent the week calling Starmer a coward for noticing.

Latest substack from me.

open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...

06.03.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 803    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

This is almost exactly what I said would happen on yesterdayโ€™s show. The conflicting & contradictory reasons given for the war, coupled with client journalists & pusillanimous politicians on both sides of the Atlantic, will enable him to claim โ€˜successโ€™ when nothing remotely successful has happened.

06.03.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1141    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Kristi Noem = IRKSOME NIT (anag.)

06.03.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Eric & Ernie! #TrinityTheatre #TunbridgeWells

06.03.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

x.com/bbcradiokent... #TunbridgeWells

06.03.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proper!

06.03.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No โ€œDeath In Paradiseโ€ tonight until 20:45 on iPlayer.

06.03.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Russian intelligence suspected after Birmingham targeted in 'self-igniting parcel' attacks Russian intelligence is suspected of being behind several "self igniting" air freight fires around Europe, including one in Birmingham.

Russian intelligence is suspected of being behind several "self igniting" air freight fires around Europe, including one in Birmingham

news.sky.com/story/russia...

06.03.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The three ages of British nerd are 'that Top of the Pops set dressing has been in Doctor Who', 'on a rewatch, The Tomorrow People is shite', and 'oh God, I'm older than Richard Vernon was when he played Slartibartfast, which tbf is younger than you'd think'.

06.03.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I envy you your understanding of Portal.

06.03.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0